you smell like satan

August 2, 2010

i received the email below from my friend graeme. made me laugh.

Packed Subway

There was this crazy black dude on the train, every minute or so he’d start bellering something at himself. Or open his magazine and start scribbling in it like it was a note his life depended on when in reality it was half retarded doodles on genitalia.

You know the guy, cliche of crazy. There but everyone’s just ignoring.

Then someone farted. Silent. Deadly. Bad. Train goes quiet in that miserable sorta way of people just dealing w/ it.

The crazy guy has a dramatic pause then says to that section of the train as a whole, “you smell like satan!”

He then walks away.

It occurred to me as I sat there breathing that nasty ass, that his reaction to that fart was saner than mine was.