unsure of your status? me too.
March 17, 2009
generatus is a website that helps you come up with better status quotes for your facebook account or twitter feed. you put in your name, your sex and a tag (topic) and it spits out a status that is most likely more creative than what you could come up with on your own. a dumb, yet useful tool.

a nice clean little website that will travel through your brain and will be lost forever.


Lisa is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that she may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if she is right for you.
Good stuff.
Lisa // March 17th, 2009 // 12:36 pm
Jecka so appreciates your point of view that she almost regrets dismissing it
jecka // March 17th, 2009 // 3:25 pm
Tony is the only gay in the village
Tony // March 18th, 2009 // 8:16 am
A little slow to the game, I know, but I believe mine is going to be one of the best one’s.
Caleb thinks that if Bill Gates got a penny every time some version of Windows crashed, he’d be the richest man in the world.
Uh thank you!
Cable // March 18th, 2009 // 8:38 am
Adam always wears a seatbelt. It makes it harder for aliens to suck him out of his car.
Adam // March 18th, 2009 // 6:04 pm
Aw, man! This thing is just dumb enough to be fun.
Anne is exercising backwards; she calls it dyslexercise.
Anne // March 19th, 2009 // 12:56 pm
Dude, what happened to things opening up in new tabs?
Anne // March 20th, 2009 // 1:13 pm
i am at about 50% accuracy right now. go ahead click some of the recent links! i just forget. i need a voice command – “gogo gadget tabs!”
mr. diggles // March 20th, 2009 // 1:15 pm
Gotcha. You aren’t a machine, after all…. right?
Anne // March 20th, 2009 // 7:53 pm
So you think…
Adam // March 21st, 2009 // 10:10 am