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2 years ago db clay had a spring cleaning day and we went to the dump. This was the last thing i found.
This was a Christmas present from about a decade ago. It really is a drum machine.
I have no idea where I found this or what it is.
I found this on a walk. Not sure when. I think it is for sprinklers?
This has somehow been in my trinket box forever.
I found this at a Pizza Parlor in Poway, California.
This was outside an intense space ride at Disneyworld in Orlando, Florida.
New Years Eve 2005 we rounded in the new year by shooting firearms. I kept some Ammo.
This is from Chili’s Circa 2001. I don’t think I earned it which makes me wonder how I got it.
Picked this up off the beach with Tracy about 2 years back.
My favorite car growing up was my 1998 Diamante. Now it is gone.
This fell off of Tracy’s Nike jacket at one point and I liked it. So I kept it.
This came in a box of bacon Band-Aids.
No idea when I got this but I have had it for over a decade. I like to tell people it is real.
Got this at Value Village. It was in a plastic bag hanging on the wall for $.99. Sold.
A dollar I won bowling against a friend.
Flooring from Dammasch State Hospital. Taken in 2004 by Mr. Garett Stenson.
I think I got this at some family fun center or something.
A dude that worked at a 7 11 gave me this as a Christmas Gift.
This was mine from when I was a kid. Like 5 or something.
I used to work at Langdon Farms when I was 16. However, I was not Nicholas.
I have had this since I was about 13. I got it at Seaside, Oregon and I often quote better Off Dead.
Yes, I have a few creepy dolls. I have gotten everyone of them from Value Village. I admit, they are weird.
This is the most famous doll. I think one of my friends set up an email on the doll’s behalf at one point.
This doll sat on my desk for 4 years. It was often the elephant in the room during meetings.
Tracy once did this runway model show 3 years ago and wore this butterfly in her hair.
I stole this from my nephew last year. I don’t think he misses it.
I had had this for about 5 years. It usually sits around as a backup since it is pretty shady.
This was a gift from my close friend Ian Mitchell from about 3 years ago.
Garett bought his first computer in 1998 and it’s heart lasted over a decade.
This was one of two chips that founded db clay. We pushed these little guys.
I got this less than 3 months ago with my two friends Christina and Lindsay at Ray’s Rag Time PDX.
My dad put this on my 28th birthday cake and after I blew it out he cleaned it off and gave it to me. He knew.
I got this from my mom. I was never sure why she had it but she said it would bring me good luck.
I found this in the middle of the road while driving. I spotted it and risked my life to fetch it. Bizarre.
I have found a ton of these around over the years… I have since found out that they are from Comcast.
My friend Chuck makes these and sells them at Portland Saturday Market. I got this one about 4 years ago.
These magnets are from my first hard drive in 1998.
I found this on a walk with Garett Stenson in Salt Lake City, Utah on May 2006. Not really sure what it is.
This is from the db clay studio. Roughly 2005.
This broke off of an art peice my Uncle Tim Diggles did years back. I plan on someday reattaching it.
I also spotted this in the road while driving. It was probably around 1999.
My friend Rose gave me a few magnets and a picture of her dog once. But that was a long time ago.
I snagged these from the coast of Italy in early November of 2006.
This was a gift for Christmas a couple of years back. I think it is killing my plants.
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