Mr. Diggles

top 10 millionaire counties

Posted: May 1, 2007

good old cnn. bringing us the top 10 millionaire counties.
let’s start at no.1 shall we?

1. los angeles county, california: no big surprise here. apparently there are 268,138 millionaire households. how the hell did they come up with that number? if i was a millionaire i would be quiet. in fact i just may be.
2. cook county, illinois: number of millionaire households equals 171,118 for this county and apparently it makes up for 40%. damn, i would hate to keep up with the jones here.
3. orange county, california: thus the amount of fake boobies. number of millionaire households equals 116,157 and this makes up 10% of the state.
4. maricopa county, arizona: number of millionaire households equals 113,414. i say it is the foreigners.
5. san diego county, california: i was surprised to not see this one higher on the list. the average price for a house here is like 750k. damn gina! number of millionaire households: 102,138. holy shit batman!
6. harris county, texas: number of millionaire households: 99,504. interesting. wouldn’t have guess this one – but maybe that is why i am a billionaire instead of a millionaire.
7. nassau county, new york: i was surpisred to see it took this long for NY to make the list. poor bastards. number of millionaire households: 79,704
8. santa clara county, california: more cali cats. go arnold! number of millionaire households equals 74,824
9. palm beach county, florida: hell yeah florida belongs somewhere on here. where do you think all of these millionaires go when they are done?
   besides hell…
   number of millionaire households equals 71,221
10. king county, washington: a fun fact for all – microsoft has made more millionaires out of people than any other company in the world. i know that would be expected but hell, i wouldn’t be surprised if it were exon or something. but we all know those oil company’s are owned by like one dude. number of millionaire households equals 68,390

i still can’t figure out why portland didn’t get on the list. oh wait it is because we are too busy being laid back drinking microbrews and coffee. i wouldn’t change a thing… i have been to orange county.

cheers!

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