the zune sucks + chuck norris isn’t gay

November 20, 2008

i hate the zune. for many reasons. and one of them isn’t because i am an ipod fan – cause i’m not. my wife bought me a 1gb shuffle years ago – 1st generation!

ipod Shuffle

i hate the zune because microsoft couldn’t help but compete in the mp3 market. if portable gaming devices became wildly popular then microsoft would introduce a competing device that would poorly compare to the leader – thus just adding more shit to our world. not to mention the commercials seem so desperate. in microsoft’s defense – the xbox 360 is a brilliant device. last night i watched a bit of a movie using my netflix account and my xbox and it worked flawlessly.

in other news – chuck norris is fighting again… this time it’s against rupaul. i guess i am kinda surprised how much of this gay shit is all over the news since obama was elected. like the conservative republicans all think gays are sent from hell to destroy the world. maybe it is because i don’t really care is why i think it is so absurd. dr. dobson hates him some gays. i just always figured that those that hate gays the most are just gay and fighting their own gaydom. is that a word? you , know like in american beauty n shit? you can read chucks thoughts here.

this whole targeting the gays thing seems like an easy target. oh yeah, and abortion is next in line. why couldn’t we focus on baseball and how boring it is? that seems to make more sense to me.

Baseball Kiss

ahhhh! chuck would kick your brains out of your heads guys! stop it!

darsh, microsoft, the-man

← the word darsh

finally… some channing frye media!!! →

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he’s gonna see,
When youre in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that’s where the rangers are gonna be

jecka // November 20th, 2008 // 12:21 pm

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

lvb // November 20th, 2008 // 1:16 pm

ozzie guillen might be one of the only people on the face of the earth that chuck norris can’t kill.

and i thought conservatives hated it when celebs talked politics? does that mean they’re employing a double standard, or do the fundies not consider chuck famous?

and my zune sucks.

C-Ho // November 20th, 2008 // 1:42 pm

I HATE BASEBALL!!!

jeffrey // November 20th, 2008 // 2:31 pm

I have a feeling this comment section is going to turn into a collection of Chuck Norris facts, haha. Well, I might as well throw one in, and it kind of combines the first part of this post.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.