I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: August 19, 2010
the 2nd rule i have made for myself on my blog is to not share personal information about my wife. i abide by this for multiple reasons but more than anything i do it out of respect for her privacy. but today i want to mention my wife. tracy. i have been with tracy for [...]
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Posted: July 27, 2010
went out of town with some friends this weekend. i was unplugged longer than usual and i had the best time ever. like ever. chemtrails were in the sky… we shot guns in madras… we tried to find things to kill… but we found nothing… this was the first injury of the weekend… there were [...]
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Posted: July 20, 2010
i celebrated my 30th birthday on saturday with a gaggle of my closest friends. we took over the sandy hut here in portland dressed up like obnoxious superheros. the regulars were into it for about 2 minutes. comedy. it was a shit show. the sandy hut – a superhero in itself. the birthday cake which [...]
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Posted: July 1, 2010
david frey sent me this video of a dude in st. johns pdx getting down to some mia. god i love st. johns. and this video below was featured on buzzfeed. i have almost been hit by this crazy car. the dude in the scary clown makeup literally drives this beast while holding the monkey [...]
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Posted: June 30, 2010
on august 19th of 2009 i started at webtrends and i was hired by one jascha kaykas-wolff who turned out to be a phenomenal boss and friend. jascha and his lovely wife rebecca are leaving for san francisco today to pursue new dreams in a new city – and while they will be missed, they [...]
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Posted: June 14, 2010
my close friend jeffrey got married last weekend. proud of him. i took this picture and had to post it because this is the sort of guy he is. goofball deluxe. i have known jeffrey since the 7th grade when he successfully helped me cheat on my bible test in the first week. forever friends. [...]
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Posted: June 10, 2010
i love this picture more than most. so many things going on in it. i was fortunate enough to win the beer trophy – a proud moment indeed. man we had fun that summer. and all i can do is reflect right now since the summer refuses to start in pdx. if i had to [...]
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Posted: June 9, 2010
ever wondered why certain extremely talented celebrities that were once at the top of their game and booming just disappear from the industry? i always wondered this about lauryn hill. she was the biggest thing since sliced bread and within a couple of months from her peak she was nowhere to be found. dave chappelle [...]
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Posted: May 28, 2010
i watch vanilla ice in cool as ice last weekend. while he is a dork in this movie, the music and dancing is effin’ rad. go ahead and make fun of me. but can you name 3 dance moves that came out of the 2000′s? vanilla ice could move without a doubt. here is the [...]
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Posted: May 26, 2010
i never tire of this speech. kill your fucking tv. ask questions. stop offering your brain to garbage. tele-vi-zion.
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