My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 27, married + living in Portland Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I love to talk about emerging web culture + how retarded the media is but mostly it consists of stuff that makes me smile.

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back if you are interested in a little thing called fun. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Chill, none of this means anything.
contact me if you want to.


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About Me

including ufos in the debates

Posted: July 6, 2008

i thought this was great. poor bastard gets laughed at like he is crazy.
in reality half the people on stage are probably aliens.

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you can hug your kids with nuclear arms

Posted: June 27, 2008

a lot of people bypass traditional news and come straight to my site for the real pulp. well here we go - if you haven’t been watching or reading or listening, the us supreme court ruled yesterday to lift the a 30+ year running gun ban in america. which basically means every joe, dick […]

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“significant but uneven progress”

Posted: April 8, 2008

imagine if your child’s school teacher said this about your kids performance in grade school. um… is that good?
i consider myself pretty plugged in and i still can’t figure out why we are over there. and now they say iran is the biggest threat. ooooohhhh big surprise there.
hell in a hand basket - i have […]

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it’s your money, you paid for it

Posted: March 24, 2008

george bush and some of his famous quotes. the music is a bit much and the ending is weird but damn there is some funny shit in this video.
for some reason my favorite line was when he yelled out at a rally it’s your money, you paid for it.
damn right dude. i paid full price.

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world clock

Posted: March 20, 2008

not sure if this is fascinating or depressing. this nifty online gadget shows real time accurate worldwide statistics and calculations based on credible (and listed) sources.
i find it interesting that there is an emphasis on death - but then again we all want to see a car accident. the two sections that shocked me the […]

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shit… i’m sorry?

Posted: March 10, 2008

i don’t even know who the governor of oregon is let alone ny. i know, i am pathetic… but not as pathetic as this picture. i had to post it.
this dude apparently was hustling some prostitutes while he was out of town. high-end prostitutes to boot! according to good old cnn these chickas cost $3,100 […]

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cast your vote out to sea…

Posted: March 7, 2008

i have been considering not voting on this presidential election. great god almighty… when i mention that in front of people it is like i am saying the most offensive thing possible.
wtf do you mean you are not voting! do you understand that it is our duty!?!?
i kind of am a conspiracy nut and i […]

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i wonder if cnn wants ron paul to win?

Posted: January 10, 2008

i must confess. i have avoided all political shit as much as possible and i have gotten a little annoyed that it is flooding the news.
this however caught my eye. i have no idea who ron paul is and furthermore i don’t even know if he is republican or democrat. my friend cody would probably […]

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is that even a number?

Posted: December 12, 2007

carry the one… hmmm…
read the article here

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bill o’reilly sucks

Posted: November 4, 2007

i know very little about phil donahue but damn he carried himself well up against mr. o’reilly.
i try not to be very political on my blog but humor me and try this experiment: ask 10 random people why we are currently at war. you will most likely get 10 different answers because no one really […]

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