I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: July 23, 2008
i saw this a while ago on some other blog. bookmarked it since it was so ridiculous. for 1.2 million space bucks you can have a luxury rv that fears nothing. well it doesn’t fly. but it does go in the water! i want a yacht daddy! ugh. no daddy! i want an rv! well [...]
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Posted: July 3, 2008
my friend brandon sent me this. at first i thought it was to show me something cool. but then i started to wonder if it wasn’t to bring me down a notch or two. take a moment to sit and watch this. it truly is incredible.
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Posted: June 30, 2008
went roller skating this weekend. my wife broke her hand in 3 places and may need surgery. she will be happy that i posted a picture of her nail polish job. we went to oaks park – hadn’t been there in a while. it was nice to see that the place was crackin’. my friend [...]
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Posted: June 17, 2008
the latest find is a left foot, whereas the other four were right feet. this story is pretty bizarre. however my favorite part is where the officials say they are not discounting the possibility that the feet may somehow be linked. um, yeah doi. this could be a publicity stunt by nike. we joked at [...]
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Posted: June 8, 2008
this is best explained by the copy on his site: i stage my photo shoots like small movies, with sets, costumes, elaborate props, fog machines and special effects make-up. i use hotlights rather than strobes, because they give me better fog effects as well as a warmer color shift. my images are not photoshop collages. [...]
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Posted: June 2, 2008
10% of me thinks this is really cool – the other 90% screams nerdy! so, these dudes came up with the idea of dangling people above various settings so they can eat dinner. so you can enjoy the sensation of floating while stuffing your face and getting drunk. for some reason though all i can [...]
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Posted: April 22, 2008
when i saw the video above i thought of the video below. except it should say this your brain falling directly into a mouse trap. if this was a class i would have been the smart ass in the back that would have asked um, which drugs would equate to a scramble? dumb
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Posted: March 25, 2008
at least he can review both options at the same time. this is my friend channing’s dog and i have had the chance to watch this guy grown up from a small puppy. he keeps getting fatter and his eyes keep drifting farther apart. looking at him will make even a cold hearted bitch force [...]
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Posted: March 17, 2008
i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare. he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck. i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck. i added the arrows for dramatic effect. [...]
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Posted: March 16, 2008
i know right?!? the web is totally filled with super sweet knowledge about stuff. all jokes aside – that tomato looks as if it is trying to escape the blade – you kind of feel bad for it in a way. yikes, not sauce!
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