I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: December 14, 2009
the first sentence of the story on cnn:
NASA launched a new telescope into space on Monday to scan the cosmos for undiscovered objects, including asteroids and comets that might threaten Earth.
wondering if this is the beginning of the paper trail for them to say well, we thought it would be a great idea to just [...]
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Posted: December 13, 2009
happy birthday scott. you should go out an enjoy a burger. on me.
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Posted: July 10, 2008
this is either going to make you happy or make you sick.
i am guessing the latter.
click below to see it larger and in much greater detail
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Posted: April 19, 2008
it is saturday night. a night of global cooling. so i have been told. a friend of mine took a moment to explain to me how the world is not going through global warming but rather global cooling.
i am scared since i just started getting into the global warming thing. this picture made me [...]
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Posted: March 20, 2008
not sure if this is fascinating or depressing. this nifty online gadget shows real time accurate worldwide statistics and calculations based on credible (and listed) sources.
i find it interesting that there is an emphasis on death – but then again we all want to see a car accident. the two sections that shocked me the [...]
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Posted: March 19, 2008
some dude built a machine that allows a dog to play catch with itself by placing the ball in a groove that then flings it across the room. kinda boring, yet damn that dog is awesome.
if this dog was missing an eye i would have not posted this. that would be straight disgusting.
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Posted: March 18, 2008
need i say more?!? i figured after that last post i would brighten things up a bit with a fantastic discovery.
i figured i could explain the article or simply swoon you with this quote from the story:
This is the closest many people will ever get to seeing what large parts of a dinosaur actually looked [...]
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Posted: March 16, 2008
i know right?!? the web is totally filled with super sweet knowledge about stuff.
all jokes aside – that tomato looks as if it is trying to escape the blade – you kind of feel bad for it in a way. yikes, not sauce!
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Posted: March 9, 2008
i stumbled this the other day and i thought i would share. i have three words for you: wack attack.
French researchers are the proud inventors of a material that self-heals when it is cut in pieces. This material is an artifical rubber made of vegetable oil and one of urine’s component. When cut, the substance [...]
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Posted: December 16, 2007
every once in a while it is cool to hear some of these wild facts about the human body. however, most of them freak me out.
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