I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: January 29, 2010
american apparel is up to yet another amateur porn marketing ploy. it’s brilliant really considering the following two things:
sex sells
people, without a doubt, love looking at ass
the contest is this: you send in a picture of your ass wearing something american apparel and if your ass gets chosen then you (according to a small committee [...]
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Posted: January 19, 2010
not sure how i missed this one. i kept hearing about it but i never got around to looking it up. fake or not, it is cool as shit.
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Posted: January 12, 2010
that is if you don’t watch it. hell, after this intro i am ready to go to war for the local news of 82. i was 2 years old and i am pretty sure that was the doppler 2000 i saw in there.
reminds me of ron burgundy:
…this place is run by a bunch of [...]
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Posted: November 17, 2009
just thought it was something to point out. cancer effects everyone. however i am not sure why this is under the tech section. maybe he should talk with mcaffee about getting his guts cleaned out?
i have given paul shit in the past but from here on out paul, you are alright with me.
read the story [...]
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Posted: October 20, 2009
they know things that would make your head explode. they paint whatever picture they want and roll it out when they want. might as well say 3000 planets.
if you could do what they can do, you would probably do the exact same thing.
you can read the article here and make up your own mind – [...]
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Posted: October 8, 2009
i love this.
here is my take on fox news: they love flashing the most tempting shit in front of your face and tell you it is evil. there is tabloid smut on their homepage all the time – i promise if you go now and scroll once you will see some boobs or some story [...]
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Posted: October 1, 2009
the death of an old lifestyle. new beginnings.
i am sore as shit.
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Posted: August 29, 2009
so a while back i signed up for an account at intense debate so i could comment on the news. and as you can see from my -1p i haven’t been well received.
here are the rules on katu’s site:
Keep it clean – This is a public forum, open to civilized people who do not appreciate [...]
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Posted: August 24, 2009
much has happened since i last visited this sacred land. the land of the blog.
i promise to selfishly gush about my journey over the last few months as time goes on. but for now i want to point out 2 things immediately.
ONE))) i currently took a new job which i am really pumped about. i [...]
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Posted: April 30, 2009
fox news hates obama. news flash? i love the part when the guy says he is like stalin just without the bloodshed.
whoa bro. whoa.
may will be a big month for the country i believe. things are wacky.
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