My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 27, married + living in Portland Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I love to talk about emerging web culture + how retarded the media is but mostly it consists of stuff that makes me smile.

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back if you are interested in a little thing called fun. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Chill, none of this means anything.
contact me if you want to.


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About Me

including ufos in the debates

Posted: July 6, 2008

i thought this was great. poor bastard gets laughed at like he is crazy.
in reality half the people on stage are probably aliens.

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you can hug your kids with nuclear arms

Posted: June 27, 2008

a lot of people bypass traditional news and come straight to my site for the real pulp. well here we go - if you haven’t been watching or reading or listening, the us supreme court ruled yesterday to lift the a 30+ year running gun ban in america. which basically means every joe, dick […]

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the latest find is a left foot

Posted: June 17, 2008

the latest find is a left foot, whereas the other four were right feet.
this story is pretty bizarre. however my favorite part is where the officials say they are not discounting the possibility that the feet may somehow be linked. um, yeah doi.
this could be a publicity stunt by nike. we joked at db clay […]

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need fireworks? we got you covered.

Posted: June 3, 2008

i went to check out the local news last night and it was a challenge for me to find something positive on the screen. i even highlighted it for you.
i am sure they are hoping that if they facilitate the distribution of fireworks it will better their chance at a fresh tragic headline:
7 year old […]

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db clay Version 3.1

Posted: May 13, 2008

i have been working on this project for a fuggin’ really long time. yes, i know i launch a lot of websites, but this one is special. i worked with my favorite programmer on the planet david frey - he handled the back-end and i handled the front-end. sounds nasty eh?!?
db clay has officially switched […]

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put him in a body bag johnny

Posted: May 6, 2008

so close to finalizing a few major projects.
my posting will be lacking until.

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gay cow’s + cellars

Posted: April 28, 2008

got this email from a close friend this morning. i am sure if you haven’t heard of the story he is referring to, you eventually will.
Have you guys been reading that news from Austria on the father who kept his daughter in the cellar for like 24 years and raped her continuously. She had […]

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global cooling

Posted: April 19, 2008

it is saturday night. a night of global cooling. so i have been told. a friend of mine took a moment to explain to me how the world is not going through global warming but rather global cooling.
i am scared since i just started getting into the global warming thing. this picture made me […]

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“significant but uneven progress”

Posted: April 8, 2008

imagine if your child’s school teacher said this about your kids performance in grade school. um… is that good?
i consider myself pretty plugged in and i still can’t figure out why we are over there. and now they say iran is the biggest threat. ooooohhhh big surprise there.
hell in a hand basket - i have […]

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slumber party buzz kill

Posted: April 1, 2008

yes, there are all kinds of buzz kills that can happen to a party. a stranger spills wine on your carpet, strangers come over and tell you to turn down the music, strangers break in to your house and slash your guests in the head with a knife. we have all been there.
i probably wouldn’t […]

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My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:

In 1969, the last Corvair was painted gold. 11 hrs ago
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I work for db clay. We are a wallet company from Portland, Oregon. I am the web director so one of my main jobs it to spread the word about our beautiful wallets. So take a moment to peep it.

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