Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles

I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

I am dedicated to shedding the fear of all the things included in the system of control. Know that I will always post, so please come back or subscribe to my rss feed. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Relax, none of this means a thing.
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all posts tagged // mother-nature

alien-like squid 7,828 feet down

Posted: November 25, 2008

this is awesome!!!1 description: a mile and a half (two and a half kilometers) underwater, a remote control submersible’s camera has captured an eerie surprise: an alien-like, long-armed, and—strangest of all—”elbowed” magnapinna squid. read the story here this is why i don’t like going on deep sea adventures anymore. after helping recover titanic wreckage with [...]

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thunder + frightening

Posted: August 18, 2008

today was the first time in 4 years there was thunder and lightening on my way to work. never been a fan. in fact it one of my few fears. whenever i mention that to people they always take it upon themselves to boast how much they love it. clockwork.

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blob of terror

Posted: July 31, 2008

i have seen quite a few of these water blob clips online. but this one is my favorite to date. this little chicklet goes flying. and you can tell by her movements in the air and the look on her face when she pops out of the water that she is full of straight terror.

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do i want to go outside or sit on the couch?

Posted: March 25, 2008

at least he can review both options at the same time. this is my friend channing’s dog and i have had the chance to watch this guy grown up from a small puppy. he keeps getting fatter and his eyes keep drifting farther apart. looking at him will make even a cold hearted bitch force [...]

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impress the ladies… your friends know better

Posted: March 10, 2008

wow! i can only image these dudes laughed their guts out after this… then had 3 more mojitos and had sex. gross.

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autopilot mario

Posted: September 12, 2007

i like mario. who doesn’t? i have an emulator on my macbook pro that allows me to play super nes games with a snes controller. dork alert – i know. well in super mario world there is a counter that keeps track of how much of the game you have completed. i played every level [...]

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a bowling tribute

Posted: April 4, 2007

for all you white trash bowlers out there. this one is straight from the land of sky blue waters.

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severed bee heads + bodies

Posted: March 26, 2007

bee’s on bee’s. these big boys mean business.

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five end day scenarios

Posted: March 9, 2007

my last post inspired me to post this short film that i recently watched it is called end day and it was put out by BBC. it goes through 5 scenarios of the world ending in one day. they flip through them groundhog’s day style. in fact i think the guy wakes up every morning [...]

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drunk squirrel: we have all been there

Posted: March 1, 2007

so my last post was pretty dumb and this one isn’t much better. that being said: watch this shit. this squirrel is a little disoriented… that is because this squirrel likes to party.

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