I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: June 24, 2010
saw this on twitter today. someone said “go to bing and type in ‘how do i get’ and see what comes up first – comedy. i actually like bing even though i don’t really use it that much. i am institutionalized to google. i think it is funny that microsoft is bribing people to use [...]
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Posted: November 17, 2009
just thought it was something to point out. cancer effects everyone. however i am not sure why this is under the tech section. maybe he should talk with mcaffee about getting his guts cleaned out? i have given paul shit in the past but from here on out paul, you are alright with me. read [...]
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Posted: September 24, 2009
ever since vista flopped microsoft has been putting all of its focus on windows 7. which i have heard is actually a pretty impressive operating system. however, they are still taking the bizarre lifestyle approach to marketing as they did with songsmith. this video above is as weird as it gets. it makes me wish [...]
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Posted: August 26, 2009
i love this story but i am not surprised. advertising sometimes is not too far off from blatant racism. social profiling and stereotyping is everywhere and in cases like this it sometimes leaks. microsoft put together an ad that they later decided to make some ethnic (sloppy) changes to. katu says it best: A photo [...]
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Posted: January 26, 2009
…for me to loath you. so i keep hearing about how microsoft is doing really really effin’ bad right – and i personally think it has to do with them doing weird meaningless shit… i mean shit that even if it makes no logical sense they will still persist in hopes of transforming your brain [...]
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Posted: December 31, 2008
apparently this dude broke in on an 88 year old woman. he chose to not wear clothes and when he decided to attack the old lady she grabbed his twig + berries. and i bet she just downright owned them. after she did her handwork he was out like lightning. a loud voice probably went [...]
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Posted: November 20, 2008
i hate the zune. for many reasons. and one of them isn’t because i am an ipod fan – cause i’m not. my wife bought me a 1gb shuffle years ago – 1st generation! i hate the zune because microsoft couldn’t help but compete in the mp3 market. if portable gaming devices became wildly popular [...]
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Posted: September 19, 2008
a short while back microsoft decided to do an advertising comeback to the wildly popular i’m a mac, i’m a pc ads. they decided to come up with something lighthearted featuring jerry seinfeld + bill gates. a campaign that ran microsoft a grand total of 300 million greenbacks. 10 million of which went directly to [...]
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Posted: August 29, 2008
golly the news is dumb sometimes. i am trying to understand why microsoft is getting so much press about the new private browsing feature they are going implement with the new internet explorer 8. apples safari had it a while ago as well as firefox. it allows you to basically browse the web while wiping [...]
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Posted: April 14, 2008
yes, from time to time i like to bash microsoft. in june microsoft plans on taking windows xp off the shelf so that vista can finally claim full reign as the new operating system to end all operating systems. the only problem is that it sucks total balls. so much even that an online petition [...]
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