I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: August 22, 2008
i spent countless hours trying to figure this out, and now that i have solved it i thought i would share my step by step process. while searching i found that there are a dozen or more different applications that allow you to hack or jailbreak your iphone. i tried almost all of them and [...]
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Posted: July 16, 2008
this is a great attempt to cut down the phone trees. what is a phone tree you may ask? well when you call an 800 number you usually have to punch of bull shit in order to get someone on the phone. as you venture into different branches of the system you are successfully climbing [...]
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Posted: June 18, 2008
most people don’t really care about what browser they use to access the web. they just see an icon that says internet and they go for the glory. well, it does matter damn it! web browsers in my personal order firefox safari pen and paper internet explorer exploder seriously – if you have IE – [...]
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Posted: June 3, 2008
i went to check out the local news last night and it was a challenge for me to find something positive on the screen. i even highlighted it for you. i am sure they are hoping that if they facilitate the distribution of fireworks it will better their chance at a fresh tragic headline: 7 [...]
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Posted: May 30, 2008
i noticed in mexico that pringles are effin’ popular. ¡¡¡muchos selectionitos!!! i also noticed at duty free that the marlboro cigarettes were pretty straight forward in their cancer warnings. it could only be more blatant if it said: you will fucking die ¡¡¡fiesta!!!
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Posted: March 27, 2008
i wanted to post on all of these so i figured i would do it all at once. they all are hip web communication tools that are free to use for the time being. some of them are older but might be new to you. i find most of this stuff to be a goofy [...]
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Posted: March 12, 2008
this website is awesome. if you have a computer and it doesn’t have photoshop on it then it is like having a car without a windshield. well, actually it is nothing like that. my point is that PS is a major staple for a shit load of people. profound. this website has some of the [...]
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Posted: December 10, 2007
well i have often asked myself the same question. most people could care less because they just care that it works. i stumbled onto this presentation that will make you sound like a badass if someone randomly pops the question. watch this presentation, sound smart, get laid.
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Posted: December 3, 2007
holy freak nasty. this is the sort of thing i would have used when i was in college. bravo! it is called file destructor 2.0 and it simply creates a fake file that is error ridden allowing you to turn in an assignment and blame it on your shitty computer. and yes, you can select [...]
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Posted: June 28, 2007
ok – shameless plug time. if you are going to be in portland this sunday july 1st then you need to stop by the sample sale at wieden + kennedy located at 224 nw 13th st. downtown. there is going ot be all kinds of cool shit there include yours truly. that’s right i am [...]
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