I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: March 13, 2008
you hear about weird things on the news happening around the world. most of the news is unimaginable for most. school shootings, suicide bombings, john karr… well, not to be a negative nancy but i am surprised there is not more wacky shit that surfaces. it’s out there – we just don’t hear about it. [...]
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Posted: March 3, 2008
i will not be posting for a few days – so clear your schedule. my machine finally decided that it needed some new guts. if you buy an apple laptop and don’t get applecare then you are insane. i have used mine at least 4 times now. pray for appy… right now it is hard [...]
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Posted: February 27, 2008
my first real job was at a place called abtech. i won’t go into too much depth of why it was totally dorky for the sake of pissing people off. i will say this. i had just turned 23 and i had no idea what the hell i was doing. i was a sales consultant [...]
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Posted: October 31, 2007
yeah even though i already kinda celebrated this wacky holiday, i thought i would say happy halloween. my friend dave sent me this link this morning that lets you cut up a pumpkin. a digital pumpkin. mine is above. i know – wow! here is the link to make your own custom digital pumpkin
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Posted: October 20, 2007
this is kind of creepy. it is a video effect that somehow alters the timing of movements. yes like slow motion but a little more complicated. put foot forward – head should follow.
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Posted: October 16, 2007
omfg i love this. this chick from a beauty pageant decides to play the theme song from star wars on her trumpet as part of the talent segment. she bounces all over the place in a dorky outfit holding the trumpet like it is a gun of some sort. the entire time i was waiting [...]
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Posted: July 28, 2007
living in portland i check the local news site katu all the time. it is my preferred local site mainly because i like the interface and i think it is the cleanest site out of all the local sites available. kgw for example makes you sign up to read the news. retards. i like to [...]
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Posted: June 23, 2007
a 13 year old girl lost her feet on the superman’s tower of power ride. jesus! the story highlights are enough to make your stomach turn: drop-tower thrill rides shut down at parks across the country, the ap reports girl’s feet were severed on ride at six flags kentucky kingdom in louisville girl, 13, undergoes [...]
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Posted: March 26, 2007
bee’s on bee’s. these big boys mean business.
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Posted: March 15, 2007
wow. this was the top story on cnn when i came in to the studio this morning. that little girl has probably had better days. i feel bad for her. i still miss my dog. if i found his head in a box on my door step i would rise up as a vigilante and [...]
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