My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 27, married + living in Portland Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I love to talk about emerging web culture + how retarded the media is but mostly it consists of stuff that makes me smile.

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back if you are interested in a little thing called fun. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Chill, none of this means anything.
contact me if you want to.


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About Me

the latest find is a left foot

Posted: June 17, 2008

the latest find is a left foot, whereas the other four were right feet.
this story is pretty bizarre. however my favorite part is where the officials say they are not discounting the possibility that the feet may somehow be linked. um, yeah doi.
this could be a publicity stunt by nike. we joked at db clay […]

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gay cow’s + cellars

Posted: April 28, 2008

got this email from a close friend this morning. i am sure if you haven’t heard of the story he is referring to, you eventually will.
Have you guys been reading that news from Austria on the father who kept his daughter in the cellar for like 24 years and raped her continuously. She had […]

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slumber party buzz kill

Posted: April 1, 2008

yes, there are all kinds of buzz kills that can happen to a party. a stranger spills wine on your carpet, strangers come over and tell you to turn down the music, strangers break in to your house and slash your guests in the head with a knife. we have all been there.
i probably wouldn’t […]

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he escaped nightmare world

Posted: March 17, 2008

i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare.
he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck.
i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck.
i added the arrows for dramatic effect. special-fx is you […]

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how to properly sit on a toilet for 2 years

Posted: March 13, 2008

you hear about weird things on the news happening around the world. most of the news is unimaginable for most. school shootings, suicide bombings, john karr…
well, not to be a negative nancy but i am surprised there is not more wacky shit that surfaces. it’s out there - we just don’t hear about it.
this story […]

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macbook pro // down for the count

Posted: March 3, 2008

i will not be posting for a few days - so clear your schedule.
my machine finally decided that it needed some new guts. if you buy an apple laptop and don’t get applecare then you are insane. i have used mine at least 4 times now.
pray for appy… right now it is hard to tell […]

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my first corporate job

Posted: February 27, 2008

my first real job was at a place called abtech. i won’t go into too much depth of why it was totally dorky for the sake of pissing people off.
i will say this. i had just turned 23 and i had no idea what the hell i was doing. i was a sales consultant that […]

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happy halloween yo

Posted: October 31, 2007

yeah even though i already kinda celebrated this wacky holiday, i thought i would say happy halloween.
my friend dave sent me this link this morning that lets you cut up a pumpkin. a digital pumpkin. mine is above. i know - wow!
here is the link to make your own custom digital pumpkin

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intense video effect = freakster

Posted: October 20, 2007

this is kind of creepy. it is a video effect that somehow alters the timing of movements. yes like slow motion but a little more complicated.
put foot forward - head should follow.

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use the force bitch!

Posted: October 16, 2007

omfg i love this. this chick from a beauty pageant decides to play the theme song from star wars on her trumpet as part of the talent segment. she bounces all over the place in a dorky outfit holding the trumpet like it is a gun of some sort.
the entire time i was waiting for […]

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My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:

In 1969, the last Corvair was painted gold. 11 hrs ago
Mr. Diggles Wallet

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I work for db clay. We are a wallet company from Portland, Oregon. I am the web director so one of my main jobs it to spread the word about our beautiful wallets. So take a moment to peep it.

The wallet pictured above really is named after me. Click the banner to learn the story. w00t!

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