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Posted: November 25, 2008
this is awesome!!!1
description: a mile and a half (two and a half kilometers) underwater, a remote control submersible’s camera has captured an eerie surprise: an alien-like, long-armed, and—strangest of all—”elbowed” magnapinna squid. read the story here
this is why i don’t like going on deep sea adventures anymore. after helping recover titanic wreckage with a snorkel [...]
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Posted: June 17, 2008
the latest find is a left foot, whereas the other four were right feet.
this story is pretty bizarre. however my favorite part is where the officials say they are not discounting the possibility that the feet may somehow be linked. um, yeah doi.
this could be a publicity stunt by nike. we joked at db clay [...]
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Posted: April 28, 2008
got this email from a close friend this morning. i am sure if you haven’t heard of the story he is referring to, you eventually will.
Have you guys been reading that news from Austria on the father who kept his daughter in the cellar for like 24 years and raped her continuously. She had [...]
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Posted: April 1, 2008
yes, there are all kinds of buzz kills that can happen to a party. a stranger spills wine on your carpet, strangers come over and tell you to turn down the music, strangers break in to your house and slash your guests in the head with a knife. we have all been there.
i probably wouldn’t [...]
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Posted: March 17, 2008
i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare.
he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck.
i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck.
i added the arrows for dramatic effect. special-fx is you [...]
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Posted: March 13, 2008
you hear about weird things on the news happening around the world. most of the news is unimaginable for most. school shootings, suicide bombings, john karr…
well, not to be a negative nancy but i am surprised there is not more wacky shit that surfaces. it’s out there – we just don’t hear about it.
this story [...]
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Posted: March 3, 2008
i will not be posting for a few days – so clear your schedule.
my machine finally decided that it needed some new guts. if you buy an apple laptop and don’t get applecare then you are insane. i have used mine at least 4 times now.
pray for appy… right now it is hard to tell [...]
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Posted: February 27, 2008
my first real job was at a place called abtech. i won’t go into too much depth of why it was totally dorky for the sake of pissing people off.
i will say this. i had just turned 23 and i had no idea what the hell i was doing. i was a sales consultant that [...]
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Posted: October 31, 2007
yeah even though i already kinda celebrated this wacky holiday, i thought i would say happy halloween.
my friend dave sent me this link this morning that lets you cut up a pumpkin. a digital pumpkin. mine is above. i know – wow!
here is the link to make your own custom digital pumpkin
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Posted: October 20, 2007
this is kind of creepy. it is a video effect that somehow alters the timing of movements. yes like slow motion but a little more complicated.
put foot forward – head should follow.
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