I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: May 6, 2010
this is fun to watch but kinda goofy. it is all over the web right now so i couldn’t help but jump on the bandwagon. i use google chrome about 25% of the time and it’s true – it is crazy fast. it does however have some pitfalls but i imagine it will become the [...]
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Posted: September 15, 2009
i am sure if you have used google in the last 24 hours you may have noticed the crop circle banner used on the google home page. a few weeks ago there was another alien theme as well. what makes them both weird is that there is no explanation of why they were there. and [...]
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Posted: February 24, 2009
so i just downloaded the new google earth 5.0 and i have been clicking away like a total freak. uh do i want to check out the ocean floor? or do i want to check out the stars? or do i want to check out the physical landscape of olympus mons on fucking mars?!?! seriously?! [...]
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Posted: October 28, 2008
when i first saw the new google phone i was kinda let down. i am sure most people were since we are all used to the uber flashy iphone. even cnn did a story on the review of the new phone title google’s htc dream phone — that’s it? – read the review here now [...]
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Posted: September 2, 2008
it is called chrome and i am not sold. even though google has a solid reputation for introducing new applications that become a daily use for people all over the world, i am not happy about a new browser. i will most likely be singing a different tune once i have experience it. as a [...]
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Posted: December 10, 2007
well i have often asked myself the same question. most people could care less because they just care that it works. i stumbled onto this presentation that will make you sound like a badass if someone randomly pops the question. watch this presentation, sound smart, get laid.
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Posted: October 10, 2007
this is insane! i swear there are so many things i am starting to think are possible. like me posting on my blog consistently. getting back at it here i swear. google has released a thing called google street views that allows you to see images from just about any location in a city. they [...]
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Posted: September 13, 2007
that is if you can land a private space rover on the moon and beam back a gigabyte of images and video to earth. i think i am going to take apart my dad lawnmower and give it a go. dad: omfg! what are you doing to my lawnmower! me: i mean we are talking [...]
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Posted: September 6, 2007
i know that may not seem that cool. but to me it is.
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Posted: June 6, 2007
in the past when i wanted to find a location on the road i would call 411 and it would cost me some stupid amount of money for the service. and the funny thing is that you can call one call center and they have no idea what you are talking about but if you [...]
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