Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles

I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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About Me

all posts tagged // funny

my two favorite things: success, money + rhinestones

Posted: January 27, 2010

i haven’t watched the jersey shore show but it seems to be all the rage or at least all over the trashiest magazines and website. i did see this clip however and it kinda makes me think that this is pretty much what it is like.

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i want a dog damn it

Posted: January 26, 2010

tracy and i are getting a dog soon but i think i have been saying that for months. this video is a warning to tracy that she needs to watch how much she drinks cause i will not stop the dog from licking the inside of her mouth. the show must go on. i do [...]

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local news will make your head explode!

Posted: January 12, 2010

that is if you don’t watch it. hell, after this intro i am ready to go to war for the local news of 82. i was 2 years old and i am pretty sure that was the doppler 2000 i saw in there. reminds me of ron burgundy: …this place is run by a bunch [...]

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the most annoying sound in the world

Posted: January 7, 2010

this made me laugh so hard for some reason. like a balloon running out of air – and the look on it’s face when it’s done is like there, that outta do it. made me think of that scene in dumb and dumber: we usually don’t pick up hitch hikers… but i am going to [...]

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i love beautiful people dot com

Posted: January 5, 2010

don’t get me wrong, it is nothing i support – but this is the sort of thing that makes me fall in love with the web all over again. beautifulpeople.com is a social dating site that only allows it’s member to be beautiful. and if you don’t meet their criteria then you get kicked out. [...]

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it’s christmas n’ shit

Posted: December 17, 2009

i am wearing my red jeans today. yes. red. thank you for this video lindsay.

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i love german techno chicken

Posted: December 11, 2009

not sure why they pinned it as a german? via buzzfeed

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we’ll put on zepplin and eat chedder cheese

Posted: December 8, 2009

brilliant. i would actually watch this show if this was the plot. make more sense to me this way. oh yeah, on a side note, i have been thinking about tiger woods lately and i love that he is crashing and burning right now. the count is up to 7 chickas and one of them [...]

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shiny stalker suds – brilliant

Posted: December 4, 2009

my boss sent me this. apparently it got banned from tv, thus making it uber popular online. hmmm, i see a strategy here.

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jon stewart on crossfire 2004

Posted: December 2, 2009

my friend lindsay was over last night and she shared this. it was the first time i had seen it but apparently it is a very studied piece of work. i know 14 mins is a long stretch for the internet mind but it is worth checking out. jon stewart is the man. another classic [...]

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My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:

Just drank a beer with a couple of co workers to find out at the end it was non-alcoholic. Weak. 14 hrs ago

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