I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: May 3, 2010
there is nothing extremely profound about this video. it is kind of what you would expect. however when you imagine how many walmart’s we have in this country it starts to be a little overwhelming. we are consumers. click the image below or follow this link to a data visualization of how many walmart’s have [...]
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Posted: April 13, 2010
i felt a little bad posting a child crying on my site – however this is amazing. this little girl is in love with her teacher and she is moving. at least she is getting a dose early. add on 10/20/30/40+ years and the same empty feeling doesn’t change.
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Posted: March 23, 2010
this is fantastic. i love how the dude is just continuously drinking hard. i love it when there is a guy like this at weddings. sit back and watch the show. crash and burn buddy.
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Posted: March 20, 2010
brilliant. at first all i could think was “why can i not stop watching this” then i feared i was in the twilight zone. i wonder when she starts dating if that is what she is going to lead with? so, i kinda have a thing for… uh, teeth. at first i thought it was [...]
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Posted: March 12, 2010
i honestly find humping dogs so funny. i don’t care what it humps. but watching a dog get in the zone and hump is comedy. i know i sound like a pig saying that. i accept that. however, if you do not chuckle at this video above then you are pretty much dead to me. [...]
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Posted: March 11, 2010
news anchors all seem like prima donnas. the facial expressions took me right back to junior high. oh and there is this: hack me up.
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Posted: March 5, 2010
here is a video of our favorite fast food leaders going hard. seeing wendy on the pole and jack getting his eyeball licked would be enough for me to call that night a success. this reminds me of a prodigy video that i am very tempted to post – however it is NSFA – (not [...]
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Posted: March 4, 2010
it is like a freak show. all i kept thinking was did they forget to put her dress on and finish her makeup? if we could take this clip back in time when the howdy doody show was playing and spliced it in i think the viewers would have panic attacks. i sent this to [...]
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Posted: February 12, 2010
this video will always be one of my favorites. i am sure i have posted it like 4 times already. prepare for 4 more. stuff like this is what made surfing youtube exciting.
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Posted: January 31, 2010
i am not quite sure who this crystal bee chick is, but i like her style – mostly her ability to call shenanigans. her target? shoes. now, i am not really into shoes. my wife is for sure. she will look at a pair of heels with a stare as if she has had a [...]
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