Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles

I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back or subscribe to my rss feed. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Relax, none of this means a thing.
If you want to contact me, leave a comment + I may or may not get back to you. It is what it is. Oh yeah, I am not a copywriter so please excuse mispellsings.


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all posts tagged // funny

love the facial expressions

Posted: March 11, 2010

news anchors all seem like prima donnas. the facial expressions took me right back to junior high.
oh and there is this:

hack me up.

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fast food leaders getting gooned

Posted: March 5, 2010

here is a video of our favorite fast food leaders going hard. seeing wendy on the pole and jack getting his eyeball licked would be enough for me to call that night a success.
this reminds me of a prodigy video that i am very tempted to post – however it is NSFA – (not safe [...]

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someone needs to pull the cord

Posted: March 4, 2010

it is like a freak show. all i kept thinking was did they forget to put her dress on and finish her makeup?
if we could take this clip back in time when the howdy doody show was playing and spliced it in i think the viewers would have panic attacks. i sent this to my [...]

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a classic in time: shoes

Posted: February 12, 2010

this video will always be one of my favorites. i am sure i have posted it like 4 times already. prepare for 4 more.
stuff like this is what made surfing youtube exciting.

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for those that love + hate shoes

Posted: January 31, 2010

i am not quite sure who this

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my two favorite things: success, money + rhinestones

Posted: January 27, 2010

i haven’t watched the jersey shore show but it seems to be all the rage or at least all over the trashiest magazines and website. i did see this clip however and it kinda makes me think that this is pretty much what it is like.

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i want a dog damn it

Posted: January 26, 2010

tracy and i are getting a dog soon but i think i have been saying that for months. this video is a warning to tracy that she needs to watch how much she drinks cause i will not stop the dog from licking the inside of her mouth. the show must go on.
i do not [...]

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local news will make your head explode!

Posted: January 12, 2010

that is if you don’t watch it. hell, after this intro i am ready to go to war for the local news of 82. i was 2 years old and i am pretty sure that was the doppler 2000 i saw in there.
reminds me of ron burgundy:

…this place is run by a bunch of [...]

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the most annoying sound in the world

Posted: January 7, 2010

this made me laugh so hard for some reason. like a balloon running out of air – and the look on it’s face when it’s done is like there, that outta do it. made me think of that scene in dumb and dumber:

we usually don’t pick up hitch hikers… but i am going to have [...]

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i love beautiful people dot com

Posted: January 5, 2010

don’t get me wrong, it is nothing i support – but this is the sort of thing that makes me fall in love with the web all over again. beautifulpeople.com is a social dating site that only allows it’s member to be beautiful. and if you don’t meet their criteria then you get kicked out. [...]

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My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:

My bluehost server is doomed. Every time I restore it is gets hacked in a day. I should not have to be a sysadmin to host sites. 51 mins ago

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