I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: February 19, 2010
garett recently relaunched his blog with a fresh direction. mr. stenson was my business partner at db clay / ductbills / life. while his blog is nice i am pushing him to write a book. his stories are insane – well, all but the one about him shitting his pants in an airport.
check out [...]
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Posted: February 10, 2010
i re-watched this video tonight and the title is all i could think of. if you don’t know about db clay the path of least resistance is an image search (just keep scrolling) – we were a wallet company that redefined the hunk of shit you don’t care about in your pocket. we made our [...]
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Posted: February 6, 2010
and he doesn’t know we are here. he comes home at 2am. t-minus 45 mins until his return. we are going to try and get him to call 911. stay tuned.
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Posted: February 4, 2010
i work with this chicka michele. she is sharp like no other.
i found this picture of her at her wedding and i couldn’t help but save it to my hard drive. it’s brilliant.
oh and not to freak you out, but this is my 666th post.
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Posted: January 22, 2010
my good buddy brino printed off an enormous poster of the image below as a gift. 3 feet tall by 4 feet wide on photo paper. it is a picture of child size gas masks from the chernobyl disaster – which if you haven’t brushed up on the subject in a while you should – [...]
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Posted: January 14, 2010
instant message conversation sent from julian tulips licorice
dont know if you know
but jackie chan does his own stunts
holds a guinees record
dig this shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1AwZN4ZYg
it is unreal and will never be touched
he should be dead
21 story slide is out of this world
that dude defines adrenaline rush
thank you julian. you need a blog you nutbag.
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Posted: December 26, 2009
godspeed gentlemen.
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Posted: December 8, 2009
it seems like something your dad would send out. plus, every time i look at it, it makes me smile.
cya tripod.
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Posted: November 19, 2009
seems just like yesterday that frye was sitting on the bench with the trail blazers. everyone in the city seemed to love the guy… except his fucking coach.
i shamelessly know nothing about basketball but i do know channing frye can shoot and his first year with the blazers was huge. then it all came to [...]
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Posted: September 16, 2009
my friend julian got me all hyped up on this flick. it is called paranormal activity and it has been around for a couple of years but only released in certain areas. now it seems they are trying to push it out everywhere.
the plot according to imdb:
After a young, middle class couple moves into what [...]
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