My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 28, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back or subscribe to my rss feed. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Relax, none of this means a thing. You can check out my portfolio here.
You can contact me here for whatever reason. Cheers!


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About Me

i’ll have what he’s having

Posted: March 29, 2008

this video seems weird at first, but it is worth watching. the drummer is livin’ la vida loca… or possibly la vida coca?
i would put my money on him being high on life. either way, he is pumped to be there. i would also bet the lead singer chick is like fuck chong! ham it [...]

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he escaped nightmare world

Posted: March 17, 2008

i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare.
he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck.
i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck.
i added the arrows for dramatic effect. special-fx is you [...]

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how to properly sit on a toilet for 2 years

Posted: March 13, 2008

you hear about weird things on the news happening around the world. most of the news is unimaginable for most. school shootings, suicide bombings, john karr…
well, not to be a negative nancy but i am surprised there is not more wacky shit that surfaces. it’s out there - we just don’t hear about it.
this story [...]

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who needs a video?

Posted: March 11, 2008

this is too much.
i keep telling myself i am going to put together a top ten videos section but i know i would constantly struggle with what would make the list.
i am confident this video would make it. grape lady would join the party as well as the kid who takes the skeeball to the [...]

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impress the ladies… your friends know better

Posted: March 10, 2008

wow!
i can only image these dudes laughed their guts out after this… then had 3 more mojitos and had sex.
gross.

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smooth operator

Posted: February 23, 2008

the best part of this is that he will end up finding a chicka that loves every single thing he is saying. and she will most likely be hot.
this picture below is a classic peek into louis’ arch rivals.

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thursday morning

Posted: January 31, 2008

i came into work this morning and i thought to myself how bizarre my desk is.
so i figured i would take a snappy snap to share it with the world, the moon and the stars. except you oprah… close your eyes.

if i saw this picture i would never be able to guess what this person [...]

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tattoo a helmet to your head

Posted: January 20, 2008

i want my head to look like tom brady’s helmet.
nice.

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the famous grape lady

Posted: November 29, 2007

nothing makes me feel more warm inside than watching the media make mistakes… especially when they are painful. this is an old video apparently but my friend jake showed me when i was down in california last week.
i love how she tells the other lady to stop then tries to rapidly stomp ahead as if [...]

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worlds fastest clapper

Posted: November 27, 2007

kind of a dorky video but hell, it had my attention the whole way through. this dude boasts that he is the worlds fastest clapper by showing his guinness book of world records plaque. nice.
my favorite part is about half way through his warm up he gets this little smirk on his face that is [...]

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