My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 28, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back or subscribe to my rss feed. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Relax, none of this means a thing. You can check out my portfolio here.
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About Me

signature moves

Posted: May 29, 2008

this is straight out of a movie. this stereo salesman at best buy is showing these ladies the power of the new system and the girls start dancing. after a few minutes of watching he can’t help but show off some of his signature moves. i wonder if management had to have another sit down [...]

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apply dedication [here]

Posted: May 28, 2008

upon my return from my honeymoon i went to my favorite video sites to see everything i had missed. much to my surprise i missed some great shit. so much that i had to post the two following videos at once. both of these speak of true dedication.
the first is a video made me laugh [...]

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so what’s your sister been up to?

Posted: May 3, 2008

could you imagine if this was your sister or someone in your family and you ran into and old friend and they asked so, what’s tina been up to?
um, tina has been on an international tour performing in front of audiences her ability to break objects with her freakishly enormous boobs.
i do remolding on the [...]

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presenting // awkward wednesday

Posted: April 30, 2008

i have come across a few really bizarre videos as of late. i have placed them in order of being painfully awkward for your wednesday enjoyment. the final video is the grand daddy of weird. my friend ryan sent it to me and i could hardly finish it. but yes, i finished it. uber::awkward. you [...]

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gay cow’s + cellars

Posted: April 28, 2008

got this email from a close friend this morning. i am sure if you haven’t heard of the story he is referring to, you eventually will.
Have you guys been reading that news from Austria on the father who kept his daughter in the cellar for like 24 years and raped her continuously. She had [...]

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monday’s throw everyone off…

Posted: March 31, 2008

this is a karaoke group binding together and making things happen. problem is they really suck.
the lady on the left in the red is worth watching. she looks like a suicide bomber that is confused why the wmd in her uterus hasn’t gone off yet. too much?
if you can get through this entire video then [...]

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i’ll have what he’s having

Posted: March 29, 2008

this video seems weird at first, but it is worth watching. the drummer is livin’ la vida loca… or possibly la vida coca?
i would put my money on him being high on life. either way, he is pumped to be there. i would also bet the lead singer chick is like fuck chong! ham it [...]

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he escaped nightmare world

Posted: March 17, 2008

i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare.
he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck.
i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck.
i added the arrows for dramatic effect. special-fx is you [...]

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how to properly sit on a toilet for 2 years

Posted: March 13, 2008

you hear about weird things on the news happening around the world. most of the news is unimaginable for most. school shootings, suicide bombings, john karr…
well, not to be a negative nancy but i am surprised there is not more wacky shit that surfaces. it’s out there - we just don’t hear about it.
this story [...]

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who needs a video?

Posted: March 11, 2008

this is too much.
i keep telling myself i am going to put together a top ten videos section but i know i would constantly struggle with what would make the list.
i am confident this video would make it. grape lady would join the party as well as the kid who takes the skeeball to the [...]

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