mr. diggles » freaks http://www.mrdiggles.com Mr. Benjamin Diggles Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:05:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 kanye is on the wrong side http://www.mrdiggles.com/kanye-is-on-the-wrong-side/ http://www.mrdiggles.com/kanye-is-on-the-wrong-side/#comments Fri, 06 Aug 2010 19:05:26 +0000 mr. diggles http://www.mrdiggles.com/?p=2770 NO RELATED POSTS]]>

the things that this dude pays allegiance to do not have your best interest in mind. this is not entertainment, it is spiritual warfare. see this past post here

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Packed Subway

There was this crazy black dude on the train, every minute or so he’d start bellering something at himself. Or open his magazine and start scribbling in it like it was a note his life depended on when in reality it was half retarded doodles on genitalia.

You know the guy, cliche of crazy. There but everyone’s just ignoring.

Then someone farted. Silent. Deadly. Bad. Train goes quiet in that miserable sorta way of people just dealing w/ it.

The crazy guy has a dramatic pause then says to that section of the train as a whole, “you smell like satan!”

He then walks away.

It occurred to me as I sat there breathing that nasty ass, that his reaction to that fart was saner than mine was.

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man o man.

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this picture made me laugh. the pope is such a joke to me – especially the part about being infallible.

i wonder how many ways he can try and excuse the fact his colleages bang kids. lame.

article: Pope sees the Devil Behind Timing of Sex Abuse Crisis

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i can’t understand why anyone would have one of these? where would you put it?

the moment i pushed play and heard the guy’s voice talking about how it is the biggest sword they sell i was hooked. then when the chubby dude started loosing breath because he was so excited to talk about it i knew it was for real.

yes, i watched them cut everything including the pigs head – which seems really weird to me. alright cut! now, let’s bring in that pigs head?!? rock, paper scissors for who gets to slice it’s face up!

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there is nothing extremely profound about this video. it is kind of what you would expect. however when you imagine how many walmart’s we have in this country it starts to be a little overwhelming. we are consumers.

click the image below or follow this link to a data visualization of how many walmart’s have been put up since the early 60′s. it is deafening.

Walmart DV

we can’t stop. reminds me of the walmart south park episode.

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i had to stop playing this game. all I want to do is steal cop cars now. if you have ever played grand theft auto 4 then you know what i am talking about. poison.

oh and i had to post this video of this dude rolling around in his apartment to this 80′s classic. well, i am not sure if it is a classic. but i am sure i want to fight him.

i hate him the most at 1:31 when he rips his shirt then immediate puts on another. come on bro… cotton doesn’t just grow on trees.

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i couldn’t stop watching. the crowd is what makes you cringe.

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marko – thank you for telling me about this. i can’t tell if i am impressed of if a little part of me is now dead.

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brilliant. at first all i could think was “why can i not stop watching this” then i feared i was in the twilight zone.

i wonder when she starts dating if that is what she is going to lead with? so, i kinda have a thing for… uh, teeth.

at first i thought it was cute. then she got into like alien shit. teeth behind teeth. teeth in her skull. whoa. and when she is proud of having low enzymes. snarf!

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