I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: March 5, 2010
here is a video of our favorite fast food leaders going hard. seeing wendy on the pole and jack getting his eyeball licked would be enough for me to call that night a success.
this reminds me of a prodigy video that i am very tempted to post – however it is NSFA – (not safe [...]
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Posted: March 4, 2010
it is like a freak show. all i kept thinking was did they forget to put her dress on and finish her makeup?
if we could take this clip back in time when the howdy doody show was playing and spliced it in i think the viewers would have panic attacks. i sent this to my [...]
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Posted: February 16, 2010
i have been in the development zone this last week and haven’t had enough time to scrape the web walls for content. that sounds gross.
i have a great beyonce post coming soon that explains why she is as evil as it gets – wow, i know – in the meantime here is a nerd doing [...]
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Posted: February 3, 2010
totally something i would do. hey beefcakes?!?! you will die sooner. i promise.
kinda dark. but effective!
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Posted: January 20, 2010
this video you can’t not watch. these dudes spending life in prison wanted to stand out so they tattooed their eyeballs using a secret process. i bet if you are really really good they will show you and ink your eye.
this naturally got me on a downward spiral into the worlds worst tattoos – [...]
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Posted: January 18, 2010
people want to fit in and look gorgeous until they die. in order to achieve this they are willing to look like a total asshole in order to get there.
i want to burst onto that set and punch that dude right in the kisser with that thing in his face. just stop bro. no one [...]
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Posted: January 4, 2010
i am back from traveling… so you can get more of this:
…all you can handle.
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Posted: December 9, 2009
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Posted: December 2, 2009
my friend lindsay was over last night and she shared this. it was the first time i had seen it but apparently it is a very studied piece of work.
i know 14 mins is a long stretch for the internet mind but it is worth checking out. jon stewart is the man.
another classic is the [...]
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Posted: December 1, 2009
came across a few worthless things this morning… well, i guess they are not all that worthless since it has given me something to talk about.
this dude above is a freak. nothing really else to say. i just can’t imagine how he uses the restroom – but i am trying.
coke decided that if they didn’t [...]
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