My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 27, married + living in Portland Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I love to talk about emerging web culture + how retarded the media is but mostly it consists of stuff that makes me smile.

I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back if you are interested in a little thing called fun. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Chill, none of this means anything.
contact me if you want to.


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About Me

be careful giving out your phone number

Posted: July 2, 2008

i love this. it almost seems like it should be a joke but this dude is legit.
apparently he met some chick on the street and she gave him her phone number.
she, or someone, apparently decided to put his voicemail’s online. it goes from flattery to straight discipline pretty damn quick.
little does he know he is […]

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how was your day at the office honey?

Posted: June 5, 2008

jesus. this guys comes undone at the office. completely insane.
i love how all the computer equipment is his focus. monitors for weapons and printers for punching bags. i wonder if people were still nice to him on his next day at work?
hey marline, i am really sorry about throwing that monitor at your face. i […]

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lance harmstrong

Posted: June 4, 2008

this happened on monday in mexico. some drunk driver shoveled through a group of cyclists killing one of them and injuring ten others. damn.
i am not sure what has me more perplexed… the fact the drunk driver is hammered mid day or the fact someone was able to catch the ball hitting the pins with […]

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signature moves

Posted: May 29, 2008

this is straight out of a movie. this stereo salesman at best buy is showing these ladies the power of the new system and the girls start dancing. after a few minutes of watching he can’t help but show off some of his signature moves. i wonder if management had to have another sit down […]

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apply dedication [here]

Posted: May 28, 2008

upon my return from my honeymoon i went to my favorite video sites to see everything i had missed. much to my surprise i missed some great shit. so much that i had to post the two following videos at once. both of these speak of true dedication.
the first is a video made me laugh […]

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so what’s your sister been up to?

Posted: May 3, 2008

could you imagine if this was your sister or someone in your family and you ran into and old friend and they asked so, what’s tina been up to?
um, tina has been on an international tour performing in front of audiences her ability to break objects with her freakishly enormous boobs.
i do remolding on the […]

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presenting // awkward wednesday

Posted: April 30, 2008

i have come across a few really bizarre videos as of late. i have placed them in order of being painfully awkward for your wednesday enjoyment. the final video is the grand daddy of weird. my friend ryan sent it to me and i could hardly finish it. but yes, i finished it. uber::awkward. you […]

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gay cow’s + cellars

Posted: April 28, 2008

got this email from a close friend this morning. i am sure if you haven’t heard of the story he is referring to, you eventually will.
Have you guys been reading that news from Austria on the father who kept his daughter in the cellar for like 24 years and raped her continuously. She had […]

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monday’s throw everyone off…

Posted: March 31, 2008

this is a karaoke group binding together and making things happen. problem is they really suck.
the lady on the left in the red is worth watching. she looks like a suicide bomber that is confused why the wmd in her uterus hasn’t gone off yet. too much?
if you can get through this entire video then […]

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i’ll have what he’s having

Posted: March 29, 2008

this video seems weird at first, but it is worth watching. the drummer is livin’ la vida loca… or possibly la vida coca?
i would put my money on him being high on life. either way, he is pumped to be there. i would also bet the lead singer chick is like fuck chong! ham it […]

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My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:

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