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Posted: March 2, 2010
garett stenson sent tyler stenson and i this the other day. i wanted to post it. warm fuzzies.
Look. This is going to come off as some sort of pitiful love letter and I’m sure 4 months after it happened, you’re still getting emails. DB Clay was the first brand I ran into when I got [...]
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Posted: February 10, 2010
i re-watched this video tonight and the title is all i could think of. if you don’t know about db clay the path of least resistance is an image search (just keep scrolling) – we were a wallet company that redefined the hunk of shit you don’t care about in your pocket. we made our [...]
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Posted: November 17, 2008
i saw this a while ago and it made me laugh. it actually fooled me at first. could you imagine if a spider was like the size of a tractor? that would be the scariest thing ever. or a scorpion? there was a story recently floating around about a spider eating a bird – and [...]
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Posted: October 31, 2008
last reminder. we are throwing a rocking party tonight. it really is the only cool thing going down.
more info here
oh yeah and if you have any song requests – give them to me now. since, yours truly will be on the one’s + two’s.
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Posted: October 16, 2008
sorry i haven’t been posting much lately. been hustling to get this site polished and done.
it is official, db clay is no longer selling wallets. i know i may have talked about this a tad much lately but it has been the center of my universe for the last half a decade.
we sold pretty much [...]
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Posted: October 3, 2008
yes, i know the flyer is intense.
but last year’s the party was intense.
and this year, the party will be intense.
intense.
details here
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Posted: October 1, 2008
how it came to this is a story best told with a bottle of whiskey.
i could write a book about the last 4 years of my life.
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Posted: August 27, 2008
i would have never guessed this would happen in a million years. we have an account in singapore called the wallet shop. it is a great account for us considering it is a chain of stores that focuses solely on wallets.
well we just heard from them this morning letting us know that we have been [...]
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Posted: July 17, 2008
this is a video garett took of the db clay studio when we first moved in.
it is one of the many locations in the history of our wallet roots. however, this studio is our favorite and we hope to be here a very long time.
on that note: we are throwing a party this saturday (july [...]
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Posted: July 1, 2008
there was a small response to me having a mustache in my pictures with graeme posted below. i decided to post the creepiest mustache picture i have of myself. this was may of 2005. roughly 3 months after we officially launched db clay.
this was also the same month garett and i were on a picture [...]
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