I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: June 11, 2008
this video gave me a real L O L. i am not sure everyone who watches it will join in my laugh. the video boasts a world record half way through as the guy drives a car through flames off a ramp and crashes. the music and the silliness of it all is what started [...]
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Posted: June 4, 2008
this happened on monday in mexico. some drunk driver shoveled through a group of cyclists killing one of them and injuring ten others. damn. i am not sure what has me more perplexed… the fact the drunk driver is hammered mid day or the fact someone was able to catch the ball hitting the pins [...]
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Posted: May 1, 2008
my buddy mac sent me this last night and it is brilliant. this dude tried to cash a bunk check for 360 billion and it didn’t go over well. i guess the picture of him is what really makes the story. this is what his face is saying to me at least: or maybe and [...]
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Posted: April 23, 2008
my brother sent me this. some drunk chick at an office party decides to bash her boss on camera while he stands behind her listening. he handles it pretty well. if i was him i would have been less understanding. thus why i carry knives… i love you ken onion. thank you for making me [...]
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Posted: April 8, 2008
imagine if your child’s school teacher said this about your kids performance in grade school. um… is that good? i consider myself pretty plugged in and i still can’t figure out why we are over there. and now they say iran is the biggest threat. ooooohhhh big surprise there. hell in a hand basket – [...]
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Posted: March 24, 2008
george bush and some of his famous quotes. the music is a bit much and the ending is weird but damn there is some funny shit in this video. for some reason my favorite line was when he yelled out at a rally it’s your money, you paid for it. damn right dude. i paid [...]
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Posted: March 17, 2008
i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare. he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck. i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck. i added the arrows for dramatic effect. [...]
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Posted: March 14, 2008
i love news reporters. they are the closest thing to artificial intelligence on the planet. they may speak matter of fact but they also feel pain. this dude is reporting at the mountain tracking the time on two inner-tubers racing and one of them hits him. and this causes the dude to make a full [...]
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Posted: March 11, 2008
i have a thing for collecting dumb shit. well, i don’t really think it is dumb but without context some of it can be a little weird. take for instance these three items above. a 70mm rem shotgun slug a .223 rem assault rifle bullet (i had to look it up) and a 6 year [...]
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Posted: March 10, 2008
i don’t even know who the governor of oregon is let alone ny. i know, i am pathetic… but not as pathetic as this picture. i had to post it. this dude apparently was hustling some prostitutes while he was out of town. high-end prostitutes to boot! according to good old cnn these chickas cost [...]
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