sir, all i need is identification and we’re set

Posted: May 1, 2008

my buddy mac sent me this last night and it is brilliant.
this dude tried to cash a bunk check for 360 billion and it didn’t go over well. i guess the picture of him is what really makes the story.
this is what his face is saying to me at least:

or maybe

and who could forget

come on […]

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awkward? then flash a blade

Posted: April 23, 2008

my brother sent me this. some drunk chick at an office party decides to bash her boss on camera while he stands behind her listening.
he handles it pretty well. if i was him i would have been less understanding. thus why i carry knives…

i love you ken onion. thank you for making me feel like […]

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“significant but uneven progress”

Posted: April 8, 2008

imagine if your child’s school teacher said this about your kids performance in grade school. um… is that good?
i consider myself pretty plugged in and i still can’t figure out why we are over there. and now they say iran is the biggest threat. ooooohhhh big surprise there.
hell in a hand basket - i have […]

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it’s your money, you paid for it

Posted: March 24, 2008

george bush and some of his famous quotes. the music is a bit much and the ending is weird but damn there is some funny shit in this video.
for some reason my favorite line was when he yelled out at a rally it’s your money, you paid for it.
damn right dude. i paid full price.

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he escaped nightmare world

Posted: March 17, 2008

i had to post this pic. this guy looks like he is every kids person’s worst nightmare.
he kinda has guilty written all over his face… and neck.
i was going to link to the story but then i quickly realized it is not worth linking to. yuck.
i added the arrows for dramatic effect. special-fx is you […]

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news reporter pwned! monster mega!

Posted: March 14, 2008

i love news reporters. they are the closest thing to artificial intelligence on the planet. they may speak matter of fact but they also feel pain.
this dude is reporting at the mountain tracking the time on two inner-tubers racing and one of them hits him. and this causes the dude to make a full flip.
the […]

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well… what’s under your stove?

Posted: March 11, 2008

i have a thing for collecting dumb shit. well, i don’t really think it is dumb but without context some of it can be a little weird.
take for instance these three items above.

a 70mm rem shotgun slug
a .223 rem assault rifle bullet (i had to look it up)
and a 6 year recovery coin with the […]

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shit… i’m sorry?

Posted: March 10, 2008

i don’t even know who the governor of oregon is let alone ny. i know, i am pathetic… but not as pathetic as this picture. i had to post it.
this dude apparently was hustling some prostitutes while he was out of town. high-end prostitutes to boot! according to good old cnn these chickas cost $3,100 […]

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um guys… this isn’t adding up…

Posted: March 9, 2008

i didn’t think this clip was going to make me smile - but it did. these guys attach a rope to a tree and try to pull it out of the ground using their car. i can’t imagine there couldn’t be at least one person there to speak up and say hey guys… um, i […]

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smooth operator

Posted: February 23, 2008

the best part of this is that he will end up finding a chicka that loves every single thing he is saying. and she will most likely be hot.
this picture below is a classic peek into louis’ arch rivals.

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