oh yeah and happy anniversary. you have now carried an aarp card for 10 years.

cupcake stuft.

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this picture made me laugh. the pope is such a joke to me – especially the part about being infallible.

i wonder how many ways he can try and excuse the fact his colleages bang kids. lame.

article: Pope sees the Devil Behind Timing of Sex Abuse Crisis

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this guy has a chance to be a stand up impressive dude. instead he is a total darsh. if i was the ballboy i would tell lebron to go fuck his face. sure, i would loose my job… but who wants to pick up after assholes anyways? – thanks brino for the vid.

i would much rather work for paul rudd. this is almost exactly what i do on the computer at work every day. any new sequences?

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i had to stop playing this game. all I want to do is steal cop cars now. if you have ever played grand theft auto 4 then you know what i am talking about. poison.

oh and i had to post this video of this dude rolling around in his apartment to this 80′s classic. well, i am not sure if it is a classic. but i am sure i want to fight him.

i hate him the most at 1:31 when he rips his shirt then immediate puts on another. come on bro… cotton doesn’t just grow on trees.

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there was some cryptic shit going down. i was with a couple of video / motion graphic buddies and we all agreed that with the amount of amazing shit you can accomplish with modern visual effects this was understated was very bizarre.

i am not surprised – but it ruined it slightly for me.

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i signed up a facebook profile about 9 months ago cause i was working on a project that everyone kept saying you know like the functionality in facebook? and i felt like a darsh asking if i could borrow others logins to see how it works. so i signed up and holy fuck. everyone i knew started sending me shit and trying to get me to interact with them. sorry folks but fuck that.

it’s not that i think i am better – which is always the first assumption from others. i personally have visions of less and i just don’t have the capacity for it on many levels.

now i seem to run into people and they will literally be mad at me – oh hey diggles! good to see you… so look, wtf is the deal with not accepting my facebook friend request!?!

the only thing i accepted was my wife’s spouse request – which is gayer than gay but justin kistner made it sound like i am headed for a divorce if i don’t do at least that.

i got this email this morning reminding me that people are currently waiting to connect with me and probably hate me for it. oh well. i do love you all.

it will fall.

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when recently visiting haiti george bush shakes hands with a local then instantly wipes his hand on bill clinton. so trashy. but he can’t help it. imagine if hitler was there and it should put it in perspective.

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welcome to 2010′s most popular excuse for cheating on your spouse. i know his pr agency was sitting around brainstorming thinking how do we bring tiger back? we need to somehow make him look like a victim………… wait… i got it! it’s the vagina’s fault! he’s like, uh uh addicted! yeah!

well, fuck you pr agency and fuck you tiger. i figure if i use the word fuck enough you will see that i think this is lameo. fuck.

it’s not that i don’t believe in sex addicts. i have met a few – i call them sex pots but either way it’s the real deal. however, that being said – i do not think tiger is one of them. god complex maybe. sex pot? no.

so i started reading and i just had to pull some stuff… this is from another case:

After leaving the treatment center, he continued on outpatient treatment, and has not cheated on his wife again.

i love that. i assume he got better at lying? maybe used ashley madison dot com? read the rest of the shenanigans here. oh, and stop having sex people! your all addicts!

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i have been in the development zone this last week and haven’t had enough time to scrape the web walls for content. that sounds gross.

i have a great beyonce post coming soon that explains why she is as evil as it gets – wow, i know – in the meantime here is a nerd doing what he does best. i want to get drunk with this guy.

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