be careful giving out your phone number

Posted: July 2, 2008

i love this. it almost seems like it should be a joke but this dude is legit.
apparently he met some chick on the street and she gave him her phone number.
she, or someone, apparently decided to put his voicemail’s online. it goes from flattery to straight discipline pretty damn quick.
little does he know he is […]

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you can hug your kids with nuclear arms

Posted: June 27, 2008

a lot of people bypass traditional news and come straight to my site for the real pulp. well here we go - if you haven’t been watching or reading or listening, the us supreme court ruled yesterday to lift the a 30+ year running gun ban in america. which basically means every joe, dick […]

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moments of frustration

Posted: June 25, 2008

i like this video for two reasons

it is a reminder that in moments of frustration we often make quick moves that we later regret.
his shirt matches my favorite sweater - which i am wearing as i type this.

years back i went over to my friends house who lived with his brother and i noticed his […]

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i smell a dork

Posted: June 13, 2008

i don’t know if i want to party with this guy or fight him.
he was probably thinking ok, i really want to express myself and have everyone in the world see me as i truly am… in my bunny outfit. so i will make a viral video that teaches people something and splice images of […]

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world record darsh

Posted: June 11, 2008

this video gave me a real L O L.
i am not sure everyone who watches it will join in my laugh. the video boasts a world record half way through as the guy drives a car through flames off a ramp and crashes. the music and the silliness of it all is what started to […]

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lance harmstrong

Posted: June 4, 2008

this happened on monday in mexico. some drunk driver shoveled through a group of cyclists killing one of them and injuring ten others. damn.
i am not sure what has me more perplexed… the fact the drunk driver is hammered mid day or the fact someone was able to catch the ball hitting the pins with […]

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sir, all i need is identification and we’re set

Posted: May 1, 2008

my buddy mac sent me this last night and it is brilliant.
this dude tried to cash a bunk check for 360 billion and it didn’t go over well. i guess the picture of him is what really makes the story.
this is what his face is saying to me at least:

or maybe

and who could forget

come on […]

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awkward? then flash a blade

Posted: April 23, 2008

my brother sent me this. some drunk chick at an office party decides to bash her boss on camera while he stands behind her listening.
he handles it pretty well. if i was him i would have been less understanding. thus why i carry knives…

i love you ken onion. thank you for making me feel like […]

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“significant but uneven progress”

Posted: April 8, 2008

imagine if your child’s school teacher said this about your kids performance in grade school. um… is that good?
i consider myself pretty plugged in and i still can’t figure out why we are over there. and now they say iran is the biggest threat. ooooohhhh big surprise there.
hell in a hand basket - i have […]

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it’s your money, you paid for it

Posted: March 24, 2008

george bush and some of his famous quotes. the music is a bit much and the ending is weird but damn there is some funny shit in this video.
for some reason my favorite line was when he yelled out at a rally it’s your money, you paid for it.
damn right dude. i paid full price.

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