Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles

I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

I am dedicated to shedding the fear of all the things included in the system of control. Know that I will always post, so please come back or subscribe to my rss feed. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Relax, none of this means a thing.
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all posts tagged // darsh

happy birthday julian

Posted: August 28, 2010

oh yeah and happy anniversary. you have now carried an aarp card for 10 years. cupcake stuft.

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papal infallibility my ass

Posted: June 15, 2010

this picture made me laugh. the pope is such a joke to me – especially the part about being infallible. i wonder how many ways he can try and excuse the fact his colleages bang kids. lame. article: Pope sees the Devil Behind Timing of Sex Abuse Crisis

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lebron james vs paul rudd

Posted: May 5, 2010

this guy has a chance to be a stand up impressive dude. instead he is a total darsh. if i was the ballboy i would tell lebron to go fuck his face. sure, i would loose my job… but who wants to pick up after assholes anyways? – thanks brino for the vid. i would [...]

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google earth, grand theft auto, and some asshole

Posted: April 27, 2010

i had to stop playing this game. all I want to do is steal cop cars now. if you have ever played grand theft auto 4 then you know what i am talking about. poison. oh and i had to post this video of this dude rolling around in his apartment to this 80′s classic. [...]

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julian and total recall

Posted: April 19, 2010

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tiesto: the illuminati adventure

Posted: April 12, 2010

friday night i grip of us went and saw dj tiesto which was a highlight for me since i have never seen him play. he is said to be the number one dj in the world and i couldn’t help but notice the amount of new world symbols involved in the show. the eye and [...]

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sorry facebook people

Posted: April 7, 2010

i signed up a facebook profile about 9 months ago cause i was working on a project that everyone kept saying you know like the functionality in facebook? and i felt like a darsh asking if i could borrow others logins to see how it works. so i signed up and holy fuck. everyone i [...]

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george bush wipes hand on bill clinton

Posted: March 29, 2010

when recently visiting haiti george bush shakes hands with a local then instantly wipes his hand on bill clinton. so trashy. but he can’t help it. imagine if hitler was there and it should put it in perspective.

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do you like to fuck?

Posted: February 25, 2010

welcome to 2010′s most popular excuse for cheating on your spouse. i know his pr agency was sitting around brainstorming thinking how do we bring tiger back? we need to somehow make him look like a victim………… wait… i got it! it’s the vagina’s fault! he’s like, uh uh addicted! yeah! well, fuck you pr [...]

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struggling on content lately

Posted: February 16, 2010

i have been in the development zone this last week and haven’t had enough time to scrape the web walls for content. that sounds gross. i have a great beyonce post coming soon that explains why she is as evil as it gets – wow, i know – in the meantime here is a nerd [...]

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My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:

@garettstenson I have a solution for you for both screencast and URL shortner. Let's connect. Lunch?!?? Poi! in reply to garettstenson 2 days ago

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