I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: February 25, 2010
welcome to 2010’s most popular excuse for cheating on your spouse. i know his pr agency was sitting around brainstorming thinking how do we bring tiger back? we need to somehow make him look like a victim………… wait… i got it! it’s the vagina’s fault! he’s like, uh uh addicted! yeah!
well, fuck you pr agency [...]
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Posted: February 16, 2010
i have been in the development zone this last week and haven’t had enough time to scrape the web walls for content. that sounds gross.
i have a great beyonce post coming soon that explains why she is as evil as it gets – wow, i know – in the meantime here is a nerd doing [...]
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Posted: February 10, 2010
this track is so rad. enough said. if you don’t like drum and bass then prepare for nails on a chalkboard. i just wish the dude would quick talking. darsh.
basement jaxx – twerk (subfocus remix)
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Posted: February 3, 2010
totally something i would do. hey beefcakes?!?! you will die sooner. i promise.
kinda dark. but effective!
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Posted: January 27, 2010
i haven’t watched the jersey shore show but it seems to be all the rage or at least all over the trashiest magazines and website. i did see this clip however and it kinda makes me think that this is pretty much what it is like.
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Posted: January 11, 2010
uh, so which one is it? – i am not going to answer that…
at :19 it sounds like his stomach is growling. it could be the demon beast inside of him hungry for another baby.
i love that if you are a polititian and you want to avoid a question, all you have to do is [...]
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Posted: January 4, 2010
i am back from traveling… so you can get more of this:
…all you can handle.
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Posted: December 15, 2009
… some asshole who beat his girlfriend up shows up on the front page of cnn for deleting his twitter account. the 3 people dying didn’t even get the same real estate.
it is moments like these that i get really depressed. it is moments like these that i reflect on all of the times people [...]
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Posted: December 8, 2009
brilliant. i would actually watch this show if this was the plot. make more sense to me this way.
oh yeah, on a side note, i have been thinking about tiger woods lately and i love that he is crashing and burning right now. the count is up to 7 chickas and one of them is [...]
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Posted: December 3, 2009
out of all the wacky shit i come across i sometimes grab the most worthless. the one thing i will say about this video is that the dude pulled a crowd and is wearing some sort of helmet that doesn’t look like it would do a damn thing if he fell. ftw?!?
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