ferrets and psuedo killer clowns

mr. diggles — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:00:34 +0000

spotted this clip and watched it like 7 times.

yes lady, if i was your husband i would probably frown on the 25 pounds of dead ferret nestled next to my eggo waffles.

i don’t know why i was inspired to look this up but i did. i remember when i was a kid seeing this movie and it scared the shit out of me. now looking back all i can think about is the production set. can you imagine a big movie set with a bunch of dudes in scary clown outfits between takes? do they just kind of hang out and drink coffee?

i imagine if you did work on a movie where you were casted as the creepy clown you would eventually develop a complex by getting into that character everyday.

i personally think the clown from it is the scariest.

we all float down here… – cut! hey tim, decaf or regular? oh yeah and stay away from my kids.

happy friday internet world!!1

update

after i posted this i realized the john wayne gacy was actually the creepiest clown. he was the real deal. a clown with a plan if you will.

hookup maps: get yer creep on

mr. diggles — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:55:22 +0000

hookupmaps brings together craigslist personals and google maps to make it easier and quicker than ever to find a local date..

when i first saw this idea i didn’t really think much of it. however, it got my attention when i opened it for the first time and the opening splash screen was one hell of a heavy disclaimer…

which then proceeds to a site dedicated to finding missing children. whoa… buzz kill. so this isn’t like e-harmony?

it is only for select cities. i decided to check out nyc. and no graeme, i am not suggesting you use this service. it combines the google maps api and the craigslist api – allowing a love seeker the ability to place craigslist personals on the map.

and judging from the results listed on the right – these are not people looking for a pure person to start a family with in salt lake city. these results are grim. i promise i did not make any of these up – i just grabbed a random group. the aggressive fat guy one is pretty funny.

i guess that is where the missing children variable comes in? they probably figured the people using this service must be the kind of people who would know where missing kids are. so the banner kinda states look… just give us one back… just one.

well, since this post has officially gotten dark… i figure i would end on a high note.
a public service announcement.

ok maybe just a smile will do –

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ferrets and psuedo killer clowns

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hookup maps: get yer creep on