I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here
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Posted: December 16, 2008
i am working at a new joint… which i will disclose at a later moment. the one thing i gained so far is the beauty of thumb drives. last week a co-worker was like hey! there are 16GB thumb drives on sale for $20 who wants one!??! i suck at mortal kombat. i was the [...]
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Posted: November 14, 2008
i am so excited i could just shit myself. i recently bought more server space. i opened my first personal account with media temple. i had to do some major domain shifting with db clay going away so i decided to get a substantial server. um… ok, but why does this matter? – well i [...]
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Posted: October 24, 2008
i recently purchased a new machine. and i am geeked out. but wtf are the specs? you ask?!? let me take you on a tour… a patriotic machine indeed. i decided to name her mia wallace. i would consider writing that in on november 4th. i decided to take out my knife. any reason to [...]
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Posted: October 6, 2008
my friend david frey got me excited about doing on a post on what software i use most. while most of my readers could give a shit less, i think some people out there might be like well omfg, i think that is absolutely fascinating! more, more, more! yes, i know there are probably better [...]
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Posted: September 19, 2008
a short while back microsoft decided to do an advertising comeback to the wildly popular i’m a mac, i’m a pc ads. they decided to come up with something lighthearted featuring jerry seinfeld + bill gates. a campaign that ran microsoft a grand total of 300 million greenbacks. 10 million of which went directly to [...]
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Posted: August 4, 2008
my friend dante thought wall-e was a bullshit movie. so now every time he thinks something sucks he says that is straight wall-e. it was always earn a laugh out of me. i have had some uber geek posts lately.
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Posted: July 29, 2008
dell finally put out a computer that wasn’t boring and ugly. i personally don’t recommend dell to anyone. they have become the official disposable computer. the reason you see them in so many offices is because they have great corporate contracts that make you feel less guilty sending one machine after another back. apparently they [...]
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Posted: June 18, 2008
most people don’t really care about what browser they use to access the web. they just see an icon that says internet and they go for the glory. well, it does matter damn it! web browsers in my personal order firefox safari pen and paper internet explorer exploder seriously – if you have IE – [...]
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Posted: June 10, 2008
all the geeks out there no that a new iphone was announced yesterday and it will be shipping in july. for those that don’t know, steve jobs of apple announces new products twice a year at a thing called the wwdc which stands for worldwide developers conference. this time they introduced the newest, more badass, [...]
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Posted: June 5, 2008
jesus. this guys comes undone at the office. completely insane. i love how all the computer equipment is his focus. monitors for weapons and printers for punching bags. i wonder if people were still nice to him on his next day at work? hey marline, i am really sorry about throwing that monitor at your [...]
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