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sorry facebook people

April 7, 2010

Sorry Facebook

i signed up a facebook profile about 9 months ago cause i was working on a project that everyone kept saying you know like the functionality in facebook? and i felt like a darsh asking if i could borrow others logins to see how it works. so i signed up and holy fuck. everyone i knew started sending me shit and trying to get me to interact with them. sorry folks but fuck that.

it’s not that i think i am better – which is always the first assumption from others. i personally have visions of less and i just don’t have the capacity for it on many levels.

now i seem to run into people and they will literally be mad at me – oh hey diggles! good to see you… so look, wtf is the deal with not accepting my facebook friend request!?!

the only thing i accepted was my wife’s spouse request – which is gayer than gay but justin kistner made it sound like i am headed for a divorce if i don’t do at least that.

i got this email this morning reminding me that people are currently waiting to connect with me and probably hate me for it. oh well. i do love you all.

it will fall.

i wish your face would stop popping up on my screen recommending that i friend you…it brings a tear everytime – knowing it will never happen….

i ask myself – if we aren’t facebook friends – what are we?

i guess…we’ll never know……
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Britt. // April 7th, 2010 // 6:57 pm

Funny timing… I came across this link tonight shortly after reading this post of yours: http://tv.gawker.com/5512185/south-park-explains-everything-that-is-annoying-about-facebook

Gary Stenny // April 7th, 2010 // 10:31 pm

dick. (your comment system says just calling you a dick was not a long enough comment so i’m telling you that again in long form ;) ).

jkw // April 8th, 2010 // 8:49 am

Man. How does that work? See, even JKW thinks I am a dick.

mr. diggles // April 8th, 2010 // 9:01 am

I know 3/6 people on there.

SOOOO tempted to add you now. Wah ha ha! (That was my evil laugh.)

Anne // April 9th, 2010 // 1:12 am

I am still pending for you as well…..

trish // April 12th, 2010 // 9:11 am

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