yes, there are all kinds of buzz kills that can happen to a party. a stranger spills wine on your carpet, strangers come over and tell you to turn down the music, strangers break in to your house and slash your guests in the head with a knife. we have all been there.

i probably wouldn’t have posted this story if the picture didn’t look like lady death herself. do i have my car keys? check… do i have my sharp blade? check… do i have my slumber party nightmare hair and make-up on? check…

here is the opening line from the story:

WILLAMINA, Ore. – It was a frightful scene in this small Yamhill County town over the weekend after a woman allegedly slashed a teen girl in the head with a knife during a slumber party, causing the injured girl to frantically try to get help from neighbors.

you see ladies, there really is something outside making that noise. and you are all going to probably die. this should keep those pesky teen girls on their toes during their next slumber party.

april fools girls! i wasn’t really trying to cut you… i was just trying to kill you.

Read the story here ++++++++

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