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May 1, 2008

360 billion dollars

my buddy mac sent me this last night and it is brilliant.

this dude tried to cash a bunk check for 360 billion and it didn’t go over well. i guess the picture of him is what really makes the story.

this is what his face is saying to me at least:

so close
or maybe
i mean million
and who could forget
all your base

come on dude, next time go for something more reasonable and less suspicious… like 225 billion and make the notes section read grandma wants to pimp my ride.

read the story here

Did he really think the bank had $360 billion in cash to let him walk off with? I bet he thought they’d give it to him in bags with a big dollar sign on them too.

Anne // May 1st, 2008 // 10:42 am

as expected, this occurred 15 minutes from where i grew up.

lamson // May 1st, 2008 // 3:17 pm

I bet he did this right after watching Austin Powers.

Lauren // May 1st, 2008 // 6:04 pm

Anotha stupid nigga. Could somebody please slap Dis fool. Dont no one has that kind of money. Da way I see it he’s stealing money from Uncle Sam. Bet he’s da laughin stock of his city. I no what dem niggas gonna do to him in lock up.

Nappy Dread // June 7th, 2010 // 4:53 am

now now mr. nappy. be nice.

mr. diggles // June 7th, 2010 // 7:37 am

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