shep darsh: do not eat this apocalypse burger
Posted: October 8, 2009
i love this.
here is my take on fox news: they love flashing the most tempting shit in front of your face and tell you it is evil. there is tabloid smut on their homepage all the time – i promise if you go now and scroll once you will see some boobs or some story about how trashy lindsay lohan is* – fox news
here is a screen shot in case you didn’t believe me.
the video above is a great testimony of this. even billy mays couldn’t sell that burger any better than this darsh. r.i.p. silly.
i love how they just stay focused on it while he lists the ingredients then tells you where you can get one. then he immediately reminds us that the world is going to shit and these god forsaken burgers are to blame. whoa dude!
oh yeah, gotta also appreciate how he subtly reminds us not to fuck with law enforcement.
*she is trashy.
Well obviously the burger is over the top, but it’s interesting that he compares it to a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously? It’s just a hamburger.
If there’s anything to get worked up about it’s Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. For what? Being elected? He hasn’t DONE anything yet. I’m not an Obama hater by any means, but seriously, Nobels should be earned. Right now everyone who’s ever won one is thinking, “Crap. Well this doesn’t mean much now.” Let’s see a post on that, Diggles.
From Anne on October 9th, 2009 at 7:49 am
Trust me, I had to refrain from the obvious. I agree with you 100% – it lowered the bar. That isn’t to say that Obama isn’t an amazing person, just nothing stands out that merits a prize like that. I think it is a way to keep the romance going so that when the time comes for him to ask the nation to make a hard decision they will follow.
From mr. diggles on October 9th, 2009 at 3:00 pm