i swear that guy on the left has on fake eyelashes….

whoever goes after this guy has got the inside edge. i think its a set up.

I think the albino body builders were supposed to meet in banquet room C. Poor guy is in the wrong place.

i totes convinced someone i was an albino once due to my extreme paleness. then i got them real close to my face by enticing them with the opportunity to see my pink eyes which would be visible once i pulled my “blue eye contacts” to the side. then when they got real close, i slapped ‘em in the face!

Dark, Crystal. But I like it.