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mustaches + ouija boards + petra = balance

July 1, 2008

there was a small response to me having a mustache in my pictures with graeme posted below. i decided to post the creepiest mustache picture i have of myself. this was may of 2005. roughly 3 months after we officially launched db clay.

My Mustache

this was also the same month garett and i were on a picture binge. we thought everything was worth a snap shot. at one point we went to a thrift store and found this ouija board that dated back to 1962. i thought it was so cool. we brought it back to our studio at the time and decided to have a prop photoshoot. while we decided to pose with it, we both refused to use it. fuck that. my life was stressful enough.

Ouija Board
Ouija Board

one night garett decided to have this uber boost of creativity. i was not present. i came to work the next morning and garett had painted the board and decided to put a db clay logo on it. i was upset at the time because my original plan was to sell the board on ebay since it was vintage and in really good condition. we got it for $10 and the same board was selling for $72 online.

you know what i call that? a profit margin.

since then we have used this ouija board for various events as our official sign. creepy yes. but if you look in the picture with me alone above you will see directly to my right an LP of petra. we practice balance.

well, pictured below is the board as it sits today. a relic slash art piece now slash blog post. i wish slash could play his guitar right now. dumb.

Ouija Board
for the record: i have never have nor do i ever plan to officially use an ouija board and i highly suggest against it. unless you are a total jerk off lookin’ for trouble.

mr.70′s-porn-star, don’t worry, ouija boards only work for a group of 14yr old girls in slumber party mode; especially if one of those girls has an older, scummy brother.

jecka // July 1st, 2008 // 12:18 pm

ouija boards, 14 year old girls, slumber parties and porn stars are some of my favorite things.
not so into scummy brothers.

tears // July 1st, 2008 // 2:41 pm

what about a hot scummy brother?

hey mr.diggles, apparently you can use the ‘stache as a weapon! : http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/01/oates-stache-hall-of-a-weapon/

jecka // July 1st, 2008 // 3:31 pm

dude… um… AWESOME!

HERO // July 4th, 2008 // 12:54 am

Scratch that… I meant:

dude … um … Is that your Trans-Am parked in the driveway?

HERO // July 4th, 2008 // 12:56 am

Oh wait, scratch that too… I meant:

dude… um… are those authentic AMBER VISION sunglasses? You know they’re great for night driving.

HERO // July 4th, 2008 // 12:58 am

Memories of junior high slumber parties are comin’ back to me. And I’m with you- there’s just something wrong about a ouija board.

Anne // July 8th, 2008 // 1:41 am

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