much has happened since i last visited this sacred land. the land of the blog.

i promise to selfishly gush about my journey over the last few months as time goes on. but for now i want to point out 2 things immediately.

ONE))) i currently took a new job which i am really pumped about. i am officially working for webtrends as the new senior manager web marketing. while this may be my first tango with corporate america i have had in some time, i have been presented with the opportunity to change that traditional stigma within this company – at least in my role. i mean really… they can’t be too stuffy if they hired a guy who used jonbenet as a selling point. snarf snarf. – a special mention to justin kistner for paving the opportunity.

they have assured me i will not need a tie. thank you jesus. however i did wear one for the frye wedding.

TWO))) i have consciously had to force myself not to post on my blog. i needed a break – but i have seen sooo many things that made me want to share. i felt like gollum – hating myself at times. what inspired me to get back into it? honestly it would have to be this:

i do read cnn quite often. and the last week or so this miley cyrus headline has been at the top for popular news consistently. the headline pissed me off the first time i saw it. now every time i go to the site i can’t help but zone in to that section first to see if it is still at the top. masochistic in a way. - dear miley, i hate you.
the second story is recent but i had to add it as a bonus since it is so strange. fox is worse – the day you scroll beyond the fold and don’t see a boob then they have lost their edge. [insert raised fist shake here]

forever conclusion: i love to hate the news and the social tragedies that surround it. if anything – i will never quit blogging about that. beyond that i do want to inform any readers that may be left out there that i am back and i will stay. so tell your friends and tell your friends to tell their friends… but don’t let your friends friends tell their friends cause we all know they are total assholes.

oh yeah, i can’t leave this momentous occasion without some weird space shit. i am still very much engaged in the 2012 smut. more than ever to be honest. this video below is one of the many gems i have scraped from the darkest corners of the internets.

mind melter!!!!111!1

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