Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles

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michael phelps scores the green metal

Posted: February 4, 2009

i love that michael phelps got caught hitting the bong.

mostly because all of those drug free america peeps are probably like uh… shit… now what do we say about stoners being unmotivated? – i can’t blame them for freaking out cause didn’t mr. phelps like win 20 gold metals while swimming in his sleep?

i can’t really imagine what they are going to do to him but i say leave him alone. i am sure he is going to loose a couple endorsements but who knows he may land a couple fresh deals too. i am proud of the dude for at least admitting it – unlike past presidents. if you didn’t read or hear about the story, here it is below.

Michael Phelps Bong

i am sure every stoner in the world was probably like wait a minute… i think i am going to join the olympics ‘n shit… didn’t michael phelps get like the green metal? is that smart food? – naturally i can’t do a post without a little conspiracy. so i decided to add this clip from the disney film dumbo which has been remixed with a different tune. my friend brandon showed me this and i totally remembered watching it when i was a kid. take note of the pyramids and snakes. wtf disney?

if you live in the portland area… please look up in the sky.

Haha that kid is so high. I laughed for a good 10 minutes after seeing that the first time

From Pasquale on February 4th, 2009 at 10:26 am

i guarantee you that i have said everything that kid said while high. “is this going to last forever?” “is this real life?” “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”

From jeffrey on February 4th, 2009 at 12:13 pm

LMAO! That kid had to be re-inacting me back in the shrooming days.

From Cable on February 4th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

That kid reminds me of Christina and I right before we make a prank call…HA…Or a honk by, either or!

From LVB on February 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

I had to watch that kid twice yesterday. Wayyy too funny. After my son had dental surgery, he fliped the fuck out for a good 45mins and had to have extra sedation. So….. he definately wont be having any good trips in the future.

From jecka on February 4th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

That kid is hilarious. $10 says he’s scared spitless to ever do any drugs.

From Anne on February 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Haha, I was thinking that kids dad gave him hash brownies or something until he started talking about the stitches in his mouth. That was awesome.

From Adam on February 12th, 2009 at 2:23 am

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