Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles

I am a Channel Sales Manager at Webtrends. I am 30, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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infomercials are the shit

Posted: July 15, 2008

bunk ideas

my favorite part is when it shows the clip of the lady at her desk.

i love how they try to make it look like she is completely ignoring the fact she is rotating.

you can now get healthy by sitting on your ass!

bunk quality

go ahead. show the people the undeniable value.

bunk call-ins

this is my favorite

proof the infomercial world is wack. i love how the lady instantly says but… that has never happened.

that dude hit his head so hard. however, he completely missed the ladder. under infomercial mind control?

From Ryan on July 15th, 2008 at 8:59 am

oh man, i want to see the rest of that ellen episode now! hahaha. oh, apparently susan summers was selling dresses on tv and showed her snatch….

From jecka on July 15th, 2008 at 9:42 am

saw that one. you would think she would wear some undies.

maybe she sold them?

From mr.diggles on July 15th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

I saw that Ellen episode and it was hilarious! I swear she must have been bruised the next day as much as that thing threw her around. Seriously, why not prerecord these things?

From Anne on July 15th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

This is brilliant. You made my day.

From Bryce on July 24th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

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