how to properly sit on a toilet for 2 years

March 13, 2008

you hear about weird things on the news happening around the world. most of the news is unimaginable for most. school shootings, suicide bombings, john karr…

well, not to be a negative nancy but i am surprised there is not more wacky shit that surfaces. it’s out there – we just don’t hear about it.

this story however, is fucking straight twilight zone.

some dudes girlfriend stayed on the toilet for 2 entire years before he finally decided to seek help. she had sat there for so long that the skin from her ass fused to the toilet seat. barf! she apparently was pretty convincing that nothing was wrong. in fact when they finally came to remove her she said she was fine.

they had to surgically remove the seat from her.

you can view the story here
or you can jump straight to the video here

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Oooh, this story is kinda getting me hot. Surgical removal of toilet seats is a fetish to which I’m proud to pledge my allegiance!

Brando // March 13th, 2008 // 3:53 pm

I don’t know if I should stop laughing long enough to be disturbed by Brando’s comment. Did that video actually say “they had a normal relationship, except it all happened in the bathroom”? Because that is AWESOME!

I can’t stop wondering how much they’d sell me that sweet single wide for. I bet I could get a good deal since it’s missing the toilet seat.

HERO // March 13th, 2008 // 4:32 pm

That’s seriously sad! I can understand to a point not wanting to leave your HOUSE cause you’re afraid to see your family, but to choose the bathroom? That’s got to be a sickness. I don’t know if even the Twilight Zone can handle this one.

Anne // March 13th, 2008 // 6:08 pm

The question that keeps me up at night is if, literally, her pants here around her ankles for the entire two years?

Doing it naked I imagine, but with pants on, I mean, that’s absolutely unbelievable.

g // March 13th, 2008 // 7:24 pm

I heard about this story on the radio and it just makes me wonder why dude waited 2 FREAKIN’ YEARS to finally call someone to get her off the toliet. I mean, we all can see the chick is a little off, but really….why would you just go along with it for 2 years?!

jecka // March 14th, 2008 // 11:43 am

I thought this article was very strange. THis is a random comment…..