i’m a horseshoe failure
July 28, 2008
my uncle tim diggles throws a horseshoe tournament every year. i have been going for at least the last 13 years now and in the most recent years i have gotten pretty good. if memory serves me right i have gotten 1st place once and second about 3 times.

saturday i arrived confident. i even thought i heard a few whispers when i showed up.

i wore my mr.diggles shirt that my wife made me. i was a team captain and who would have guessed that out of random draw i got paired up with my business partner garett.

i was nervous at first since garett confessed that he didn’t have a long history in the shoe game but after seeing his form i was confident we had a shot.
well, it was single elimination and we lost first round 11 to 15. garett scored every single one of our points… in fact i think he had a ringer or two. i had jack shit. nothing was sticking for me. the crowd was let down. i took a couple tomatoes to the gut.

the reason we lost was probably because i was fixated on getting action shots of shoes flying in the air. i think at one point i almost took one to the head.
i tried to find an interesting video on horseshoes. instead all i found was content relating to horseshoe crabs. so i decided i would post a video of some horseshoe crabs mating. hawt!

i found the game Battleship at goodwill and bought it for my boyfriend, then proceeded to kick his ass last night. i sank that shit in record time! hahahahhaha. i totally took his man-card.
jecka // July 28th, 2008 // 12:57 pm
Garett looks ripped – navy seal style
total bad ass
jullian // July 28th, 2008 // 4:49 pm