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I am the Senior Manager Web Marketing at Webtrends. I am 29, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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Posted: November 23, 2009

Cash for Fat

this is like straight out of fight club.

apparently there has been a group in peru doing this for some time. kidnapping people, killing them, removing their fat then selling it to cosmetic companies in europe for cash. dark shit.

can you imagine being the bastard with the new flat screen tv sitting there watching football thinking man this is the life… all i had to do to get here is fish fillet some dudes ham hocks and stuff his lard in a zip lock…

all in a days work my friend. read the story here

oh and i saw this new onion clip below and i figured since this was already a tasteless post:

happy monday internet(s)

For real out of fight club. I don’t even have words…

From Anne on November 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 am

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That fat story is horrible. Now, having said that, those bastards should probably be hunting in Walmart.

From Nimpsy on November 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 am

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