i have known jeffrey since i was in the 7th grade. i just started at north clackamas christian school and on my second week i was supposed to memorize all the books of the bible. well, jeffrey was in 8th grade and we shared the same bible class and during the test he somehow could tell i was struggling – so since he was sitting next to me he helped me cheat. the reason he knew all the answers was because he was born from missionary parents in zimbabwe… or was it nigeria? is this why he keeps asking me to hold onto his millions of dollars in my bank account?

jeffrey is one of my closest and dearest friends. we have countless memories together. here are a few i love the most:

• when i talked about how good my brakes were on my car just before we slid into an intersection and onto a lawn
• the time those girls who we had never met flew us to ohio to go to prom and their dad forced us to wash his car
• playing video games at chili’s when we were supposed to be working and getting caught by the manager
• going to fx and all the raves – those we djed at and those we danced at
• our trip to victoria with graeme when you ate total shit on that scooter and bled in the car then went missing
• when you and adler got into a “hit each other in the face” contest
• all the soccer games we player together
• going to sleigh bells together when i was a freshman
• teepee’ing mr. gaults house like over 50 times

i could make this list above a mile long. i love you jeff and value our friendship more than you know. happy birthday to you and marilyn manson.

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