My name is Benjamin Diggles. I live in Portland, Oregon and I work with Webtrends. This site is something I will always contribute to. I post things I think are fun and things that make you think. I have a passion for the web, electronic music and the esoteric. I strive to love all aspects of life.

Oh yeah, I also believe we are slowly being turned into robots.
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god bless you suzy

January 22, 2009

what do you get when you cross a fox and a duck?

this is apparently a child who has never heard swears (at least an eff bomb) before writing this story… a fuck is a very silly animal that eats meat, has no legs and is bad at jumping.

Fuck Suzy

i cried reading this. so funny. it is like real life ad libs.

seriously, education needs to be taken seriously…

Clintons Mad
Obama Mad
Darsh Crew

Fuck that is funny! I started reading and quickly realized I needed to pause my music so I can read it without distraction and laugh my ass off. Thank you diggles, that made my day.

Adam // January 22nd, 2009 // 11:28 pm

At least Suzy didn’t cross a cat and a runt.

gm // January 23rd, 2009 // 9:34 am

Oh my gosh. My kid is going to be one of those… At least I’ll get some laughs!

Anne // January 23rd, 2009 // 11:54 am

Yes, I can see my little guy doing that. Good thing mommy swears so he already knows which words are bad and which are good hahahahhaha.

jecka // January 23rd, 2009 // 6:53 pm

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