god bless you suzy
January 22, 2009
what do you get when you cross a fox and a duck?
this is apparently a child who has never heard swears (at least an eff bomb) before writing this story… a fuck is a very silly animal that eats meat, has no legs and is bad at jumping.

i cried reading this. so funny. it is like real life ad libs.
seriously, education needs to be taken seriously…




Fuck that is funny! I started reading and quickly realized I needed to pause my music so I can read it without distraction and laugh my ass off. Thank you diggles, that made my day.
Adam // January 22nd, 2009 // 11:28 pm
At least Suzy didn’t cross a cat and a runt.
gm // January 23rd, 2009 // 9:34 am
Oh my gosh. My kid is going to be one of those… At least I’ll get some laughs!
Anne // January 23rd, 2009 // 11:54 am
Yes, I can see my little guy doing that. Good thing mommy swears so he already knows which words are bad and which are good hahahahhaha.
jecka // January 23rd, 2009 // 6:53 pm