for those that love + hate shoes
Posted: January 31, 2010
i am not quite sure who this crystal bee chick is, but i like her style – mostly her ability to call shenanigans. her target? shoes. now, i am not really into shoes. my wife is for sure. she will look at a pair of heels with a stare as if she has had a twisted love affair with them. who knows.
crystal bee started a site called bills shoes booze and it is dedicated to calling out sometimes missed but later obvious flaws in shoe fashion. you want to feel better about your somewhat tired shoe collection? click click click ahhhh… now my checkered vans don’t seem so drab.
on a larger picture scale
i feel the site reminds me of my mission to satirize the tasteless consumer flaws in mankind. why do we feel that we need such stupid things?
check out the website here
become a facebook fan – yes, i don’t say the facebook word often. makes my fingers sting as i type. ow! fuck!
Amazing! I love shoes and like unusual ones, but I can safely say I wouldn’t wear heels that made my feet look like goat hooves. Ben, the stuff you find CONSISTENTLY surprises and always entertains me. Thanks!
From Anne on January 31st, 2010 at 11:45 pm
no way! and it’s totally my birthday today! this is an awesome present.
From Crystal Bee on February 1st, 2010 at 10:12 am
Crystal Bee is a snarky lady . . . I have a feeling you two would get a long well
From Laura G. on February 1st, 2010 at 10:32 am