eat it!
Posted: December 13, 2009

happy birthday scott. you should go out an enjoy a burger. on me.
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Ben,
Thanks Ben, did you forget we don’t eat meat? Thanks Ben for all your help.
Scott Mitchell
From Scott Mitchell on December 14th, 2009 at 9:25 am
i bet that child was starving and taunted ronald knowing he would do this. and then the child was all like, “oh please don’t shove this delicious burger in my mouth.”
From Crystal Bee on December 15th, 2009 at 7:58 am
Mr. Gault did this to me one time. No joke. I had been veg for a year or so and he wouldn’t let me get on the bus for the district volleyball playoffs till I ate a big mac (that he provided). I ate the effin burger and puked the rest of the day. Stomach coulnd’t handle red meat or whatever it was…
From heather on February 7th, 2010 at 9:39 pm