do you like to fuck?
Posted: February 25, 2010
welcome to 2010′s most popular excuse for cheating on your spouse. i know his pr agency was sitting around brainstorming thinking how do we bring tiger back? we need to somehow make him look like a victim………… wait… i got it! it’s the vagina’s fault! he’s like, uh uh addicted! yeah!
well, fuck you pr agency and fuck you tiger. i figure if i use the word fuck enough you will see that i think this is lameo. fuck.
it’s not that i don’t believe in sex addicts. i have met a few – i call them sex pots
but either way it’s the real deal. however, that being said – i do not think tiger is one of them. god complex
maybe. sex pot? no.
so i started reading and i just had to pull some stuff… this is from another case:
After leaving the treatment center, he continued on outpatient treatment, and has not cheated on his wife again.
i love that. i assume he got better at lying? maybe used ashley madison dot com? read the rest of the shenanigans here. oh, and stop having sex people! your all addicts!
Tiger want fok.
Leaving comments on this shit is hard.
From Wario on February 26th, 2010 at 6:18 am
if i found out my boyfriend/spouse had a sex addiction i would just break up with them. who wants to deal with that shit – real or not?
From Crystal Bee on February 26th, 2010 at 10:56 am
I don’t think its always the vaginas fault… throughout my life ive been diagnosed with the following…emetophilia, macrophilia, mysophilia, trichophilia, apotemnophilia and finally my personal favorite is…dacryphilia which is sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself. Look them up they are all real.
sooooo its not always the vaginas fault… just saying.
From jeffrey meuser on February 26th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I’m with Crystal- I couldn’t live like that especially with an excuse for terrible behavior. I think you’re right, Ben. Total God complex. Not that it’s my place to judge, but, yeah.
From Anne on February 26th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
It’s amazing that after having an affair with 15 women, I still find Tiger to be incredibly dull.
From Kristen Carney on February 26th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
What a great string of comments!
Crystal + Anne: Good point, there are many addictions that can be worked through but if you were a chick nothing would make you feel more insecure on a daily basis than knowing your man wants to bone your babysitter – like non stop.
Kristen: Awesome. I am there with you. Even though Tiger has unleashed his badboy they still show pictures of him looking like he is contemplating between a 9 or 8 iron. He is undeniably boring. And imo unattractive. Does that make me racist?
Jeff! You’re not sick with a sex addiction, you are just sick. So I have some sympathy. If it helps I will cry for you next time we hang?
Wario: Tiger will always want fok. Snarf!
From mr. diggles on February 27th, 2010 at 10:02 am
kristen hilarious
From Crystal Bee on March 1st, 2010 at 11:25 pm