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do i want to go outside or sit on the couch?

March 25, 2008

Milton

at least he can review both options at the same time.

this is my friend channing’s dog and i have had the chance to watch this guy grown up from a small puppy. he keeps getting fatter and his eyes keep drifting farther apart.

looking at him will make even a cold hearted bitch force a tight lipped grin.

he might be part deer.

OMG Milton is SO huge!!! What happened?! Good lord, he must weigh as much as my son by now!

Jecka // March 25th, 2008 // 10:45 am

My friend used to date a girl with the same problems. He never got the nerve to ask which eye he should actually look into when they talked. He broke up with her because, like your friend’s dog, she kept getting fatter.

HERO // March 25th, 2008 // 6:06 pm

He’s horselike in a way… or maybe cow.

Anne // March 25th, 2008 // 7:09 pm

He’s BEAUTIFUL :)

Milton's Mommy // March 26th, 2008 // 4:29 pm

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