commercials, suzukis, xanax control + bass

March 10, 2009

baby creep-a-lot

i got stuck in a terrifying groove of watching old commercials and if you compare some of the old spots vs the new you will see that humans are actually regressing. kfc was the most profound to me for some reason. maybe it is because they are still trying to figure out how to convince people to eat award winning chicken that can’t technically be classified as chicken. and when is the last time you went to or even heard of a world chicken tasting competition? wtf kfc?

baby laughs-a-lot is no good. that thing will dismount from that rocker and suck your soul out of your knife wounds. dark?

dangerous minds

this video had me laughing my guts out. my buddy scott showed it to me and the whole time he kept saying do you have any idea how thoughtless and dangerous this is? – and all i could think was how this would be even better if someone mixed in coolios gangsters paradise with some slo-mo transitions.

theme hospital

i was talking to a couple of fellas in the gaming industry yesterday and i had to share with them something i thought was of interest. the 9th top selling pc game of all time is called theme hospital – a game i had never heard about so i decided to look it up and the video below is what i found.

for some reason, balancing a hospitals meds + bills doesn’t seem like something a shit load of people would want to do in their leisure time. but according to this list, it is what a shit load of people want to do.

pendulum follow up

i wanted to show a clip from the show on sunday but all of my footage is lack luster. i can’t stress enough how loud it was… in a good way. it was wild to see a group that traditionally performs in front of massive crowds do their thing in pdx. i kept wondering why the hell they were here. either way it successfully melted our faces. the song i posted below was the best track of the night imo. i thought the entire place was going to explode. imagine a live band pumping this out at an unhealthy volume. bliss.

below is a clean listen if you want something more than what youtube fails to offer in sound quality. rock out!

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happy tuesday internet//s.

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I have that same car that was being jumped in the video. Maybe I should try that! That hospital game looks freaking awesome. I’m pissed I missed Pendulum. And, I’m going to go to bed now and have nightmares about baby laughs-a-lot.